Who Pooh Poohed in Your Magic Lamp?: Answers to Ancient Secret Mysteries

By R. Jeannie Self

"Who Pooh Poohed in Your Magic Lamp?"

R. Jeannie was searching to find the truth to: "Who am I?" And "Man Know Thyself." She also had a burning desire to, "Know the Truth that will set you Free." Her quest was not unique, but even she was not fully prepared for the enlightenment that she is now sharing with you.

She has found the answers to these questions and more. She scoured The Holy Bible, the dictionary, and the web to gain insight and inspiration as she dissected many powerful words and their divinely inspired meanings and intentions. She has discovered and is now sharing information that may cause you to cry and shake in your boots, just as she did.

R. Jeannie looked up "Genius" and found it meant: "Genie: an attendant spirit allotted to each person at his birth, to attend a person through his life." This took her to the story of Aladdin and its hidden truths.

Going to the dictionary again, she found that "I" means "Ego", and this led her to the "Truth that will set You Free." She knows that she could not have written this book by herself, she felt divinely inspired. She has unraveled it, not written it, and the truths have been benevolently revealed to her.

With Bible and dictionary in hand she will take you step by step, unfolding how the story (myth) about Aladdin (A-lad-in his magic lamp) contains hidden truths about Jesus and his mission here on earth. She will show that we all have a "magic lamp" and a "Genie" within us. We are the Lamp and your Genie is the light of Christ, given to be within every person ever born.

Accept your God given heritage, grasp this gift, and become whole.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: Oct 20, 2011
• ISBN: 9781452069586

R. Jeannie Self

The author was born in Kanab, Utah; a small, predominately Mormon community. At the age of three, she stood outside all alone at dusk. She recalls picking a flower from her mothers bridle wreath bush and feeling that God had seen her. She knew that she had been a bad girl. As she stood there feeling guilty, she wondered, How can God know everything that I am doing all the time and what everyone else is doing too? It was this kind of question throughout her life that led her to search for the answers that she has put into this book, which will blow the socks off of a lot of you. So hold on. She says it is a rough ride through the birth canal. R. Jeannie Self is the authors chosen pen name. In John 4:44, a prophet hath no honor in his own country. She was "pushed" through school with a condition that we now know as dyslexia. When she graduated high school, she could neither read nor spell. Her grades throughout her school career were Cs and Ds. She had always thought of herself as "dumb" because she could not read. She was in her forties before she got a grip on reading, and in her sixties when she started to learn how to work on a computer. Now in her seventies, she is honoring us with this most astounding work as she shares with us what she has been blessed with.

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Contents

Dedication of this Book:

Preface

A note from the author:

Pooh pooh, but no Genie?

Roll away the boulder

Ask and it is given

Your Special Genie

Who You Were Meant to BE

Darkness

Out there, where?

Heal Your Ego

Joy and Gratitude

Who Am I?

Judge Not

Atonement

Just Thinking

How to: Ego Exercises

Your EGO is WHO? WHAT?

Conclusion

See Your Bible

Dictionary

About the Author

Dictionaries used:

Webster’s New Twentieth Century Dictionary of the English Language, Unabridged, Second Edition, 1957

The New Century Dictionary of the English Language, 1948

Bible used:

Holy Bible King James Version

There are at least twelve or so Bible verses that came from my memory, which I could not find in the Bible. They were never memorized, but I feel these verses are close enough to give the message without too much distortion. They are all listed in the section See Your Bible.

Cover created by: Virginia Robinson

Dedication of this Book:

The power of words can be awesome and I want to express my deepest gratitude to my son Raleigh John Sanderson for doing a final editing on this work, he has a tremendous work load at work and also at home but he took time that he did not really have and made sure that my book read right and for his talent and sacrifice I must say, Thank You, Raleigh, you are so Great..

Now for Virginia Robinson, she so graciously accepted the job of creating the cover for my book. I am not to sure she would have excepted the Job if she would have know in advance the problems and hours of intense labor she’d have. But I am in hopes that the rewards of the TEE SHIRT copy write Who Pooh Poohed in your Magic Lamp Tee Shirts will help to make it up to her for the intensive hours she put into the creation of the cover, and so Thanks for all of your hard hours and for putting up with me Virginia.

And then there is my dear buddy, Bud Huber who has so quietly set back and let me do my thing for hours and hours at a time for over three years and he only gave me advice if and when I ask for it, He is very innocent of the writings of this book, he said I’ll read it in book form, when I know you have quite changing it. So, Thank you Bud for being who you are and for being so patient with me, I hope you enjoy the book and that you are not too shocked that I am the author.

Preface

There is nothing more powerful than an idea

whose time has come

This is a book about truths that I feel have been kept secret from all of you for centuries, secret from the little people—you and me. As you explore these hidden secrets they will explain to you why you have pooh pooh in your magic lamp, and also these secrets will let you know that you do have a genie in your lamp and he does not like all of this pooh pooh either, but he is still saying, Yes, master, your wish is my command. Your magic lamp, yes you do have a magic lamp and this book will explain it to you. This is going to be fun, so hang on the ride could get a bit rough.

To create this book I searched dictionaries for the real definition and truth of many words. For example I looked up genius and you all know what genius means, but I found that genius: means genie. Well, a whole new twist happened to my book, and I realized that Aladdin is a mythological character that Christian Monks created to hide and save the true message that Jesus came here to teach. Jesus came to save the world (the little people), but there were those who resented the little people getting this truth, the truth that would set them free. So they had Jesus hanged to stop his message his truth. Fear and evil have had a grip on humanity ever since. Without the myth of Aladdin, Jesus’ message would have been lost forever, but now it is time for this truth to be revealed.

Before Aladdin came into my mind, I was writing just another book about the power of positive thinking. I knew I didn’t have anything very different from what other writers had already taught, and I knew there were a lot of missing pieces. I felt empty, and didn’t know where to turn. But now, because of the Aladdin myth, my dictionary, and the Bible, I am not only shocked, but I am shaken to the bone at this new-found information. I can say this is truth, but it is up to you to decide its merits. I see this as a huge responsibility and a tremendous opportunity that has been given to me. I just hope that I have the right words to help you open your hearts and minds so you will receive this message. You will see why I feel that the myth of Aladdin was created by the Christian monks to save the true message that Jesus came to teach. There is so much truth hidden in this myth of Aladdin that this really could be Jesus and Jesus’ message to you. For me, it is exciting and very real.

I like to think of myself as being opened minded, but I have to admit that I could not have written this book the way it reads because I could not have opened my mind to this truth that has been given to me it is to far off in left field, or should I say this message was just not acceptable in my view of things. But now I have to tell you that I cannot emphasize strongly enough that you must have an open mind as you read this manuscript. Aladdin never would have entered his cave if he had not opened his mind and rolled the huge boulder away. Everyone has a huge boulder that must be rolled away, and you are the only one who can remove that boulder. No matter how huge it might be, you must open your mind or you will never enter your cave and you will never receive your genie that is inside of your lamp. Your heart is your lamp, and you will never be able to create the magic that is your God-given right, unless you open your mind. Also, it is extremely important that you believe, or you will have nothing. At least make a crack large enough so that you can peek in. I am going spelunking, and I hope you will come along for the ride.

I have added a lot of biblical scriptures and dictionary definitions to my book. They are needed for proof of what I am writing so please be patient with all of my definitions, and know I could not have written this book without defining the words. The knowledge, power and divine revelations that I have received have come from, and through defining the words, and it is so important that you do read and understand these definitions. It is because of the word definitions that I have been lead to the truth and knowledge that is written in this book, and I say this with extreme humility and gratitude. As I write I feel that words cannot express how I feel about this responsibility, privilege and opportunity that I have been given to write this book. My God how Great thou Art! Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.

The word definitions are also there for the closed-minded and the doubting Thomas that is within all of us. Without the Bible and dictionary, there is no way that my doubting Thomas would have believed these messages to be true, and I am the one at the computer as it is being written, so let’s read on. Open your mind, and let’s face this new and huge challenge. Thank you for your support and know that you can never go back. You will never be the same once you have read this book. Know that your genie is within you, and your wish is his command. May all of your wishes and dreams come true!

Now if you believe or at least want to believe, or even let’s just pretend that your genie is within you. Let’s roll away that boulder and venture into your cave. There is no telling what treasures you will find in there! So let’s get busy, and we will clean this pooh pooh out of your lamp, and we will fill it with oil. So now it is time to go enjoy (go in joy) the ride!

A note from the author:

I just want you to know that the pooh pooh that I write about is not found in your potty; it is found in your magic lamp. But any way you look at it, it is disgusting!

To understand pooh pooh, go to your dictionary. The New Century Dictionary (copyright 1948) defines pooh: as to express disdain or contempt for; make light of; dismiss as unworthy.

Here are some other noteworthy definitions:

Contempt: the act of contemning or despising; the feeling with which one regards anything considered mean, vile, or worthless; disdain; scorn; also the state of being despised; dishonor; disgrace

Despise: to look down upon, as in contempt, scorn. Also repulsive or disgusting, highly offensive, obnoxious, wretchedly bad,

Okay, so you have covered this pooh pooh, but what about your magic lamp? Well, your magic lamp is what this book is all about, so for now, be patient. Let’s take this one exciting and shocking step at a time. Let’s get started and see where this takes you. Are your bags packed? This is going to be an exciting journey.

Pooh pooh, but no Genie?

Pooh means: contempt: scorn: mockery: ridicule: to treat with contemptuous laughter.

As you read the word definitions above of pooh pooh, did you feel pain in your heart? I hope so, because this is what all of these young kids are doing when they text and bully other kids about how bad, disliked, fat, and ugly they are. They also film others in compromising positions and put them on YouTube. Oh my, what pain you can cause others. Why? Is there nothing better to do with your time, or is it because your misery likes company? You all have pooh pooh in your lamps, and you need to do something about it. Let’s find out why this has happened, and maybe you can find out how you might help stop at least some of this pooh pooh, and most important is how to clean it up.

Who pooh-poohed in your magic lamp? This pooh-poohing has been happening all of your life. A little here and a little there, and then a whole load comes pouring in. There is no telling when it may happen. It doesn’t matter how good of a person you are trying to be; it still happens. You have all experienced this pooh-pooh stuff at some time in your life, so let’s see what is going on. You are worthy and you are good, and most of the time you are trying to be an outstanding person, but it still happens!

Someone pooh-poohed in your magic lamp and now you are going to learn how to clean it out. If you hang in there with me, you will find out how all this pooh-pooh got started in the first place. You all have a magic lamp, and all of your wishes and dreams are supposed to come true. Luke 9:13 Ask and it is given. Where is it? And your genie says, your wish is my command. Is your lamp broken or just full of pooh-pooh? Now let’s check out your genie and see what he is up to. I am sure he is not happy about all this crap either.

Your genie is doing what? Yes, your genie. You do have a genie, and what he is doing is like magic. He has been actively helping you all of your life. You not only did not know this, but you do not believe me. But that’s okay. You want to believe because you feel that there really is an ability for all of you to work magic. It does not make sense, but that’s okay because down deep there is something that says yes! Let’s listen. What do you have to lose? Is your mind open? This is exciting; you will get not only a whole new twist, but also an unbelievably huge twist, so hang in there.

Part of my twist is that Aladdin and his magic lamp may be a true story. In my truth, Aladdin really is Jesus. Jesus? Yes, Shocking? Well, yes, but why Jesus? It sounds a little crazy, but let’s venture on. It won’t take long, and you will begin to see the picture, now for the rest of the story.

Years ago I was told that enthusiasm: meant possessed by a God, so I looked it up and saw that it was so. Ever since, I have looked up definitions just to know the truth. One day I was reading a letter, and It spoke of a genius, and I looked up genius, and there it was; genius: jinni, genie, and much more) All of its definitions got me thinking. Let’s check the dictionary definitions closer:

Genius: attendant spirit inclination, talent, genius, attendant spirit allotted to each person at his birth; to attend a person throughout his life. The guardian deity, spirit of a person, natural abilities, either of two spirits, one good or one evil; has the power to influence one’s destiny; jinni; intellectual endowment of the highest kind; uncommon powers of intellect; the power of invention; great original work; super creative powers.

Jinni: in Muslim legend, a supernatural being that can take on human or animal form and influence human affairs. (The animal form is the evil spirit mentioned in Genius definition)

Genie: genius, a guardian deity, spirit, jinni.

But why is Aladdin Jesus? This is my twist, I believe that Jesus was teaching the people that they had a magic lamp and he was teaching them how to use it. The people were so successful at using their magic lamps that the king became angry, and the rest is history. You will learn the truth, which I believe Jesus was teaching, and how it has been saved and how you can use this knowledge that is your rightful inheritance, this truth that I believe Jesus was teaching had to be saved or Jesus’ life and death would have been for naught. We would have been left in darkness forever, as slaves the little people, to the prince of darkness (the evil men of the earth). Now darkness could be close to totally owning your soul, and if you could understand, this would break your heart! Now the time has finally come to unveil the truth that has been hidden for at least two thousand years in the myth of Aladdin.

Follow me, and the life of Jesus that is hidden in this myth will come to life. First let’s look up the meaning of myth. Myth: a legendary story, usually concerning some superhuman being, as in the Greek and Roman myths of the divinities of heaven. That is a pretty powerful start; Jesus was a superhuman being, right? In the myth of Aladdin, Aladdin was taught by a wise man about a special cave. Within this special cave there was a magic lamp, and within that magic lamp was a genie. This genie would bring him everything for which he asked or wished. Luke 9:13Ask and it is given the monks created a genie in their myth to replace the spirit of God, and your genie say’s Your wish is my command. god say’s ask and it is given, that is pretty much the same thing, is it not?

If Aladdin could grasp the lamp, it was magical beyond his wildest dreams. Within the lamp was his very special genie. But Aladdin had to roll the stone away before he could enter this special cave. The stone is a closed mind. Aladdin had to open his mind and believe before he could enter the cave. Aladdin was taught the magic word, abracadabra, which means speak the blessing or ask and it is given. Yes, this could be truth that has been hidden from you for at least two thousand years. To find the truth we will work on putting all the pieces of the puzzle together again. They are here somewhere.

Please be aware that Aladdin is a myth, not just a fairy tale. And you need to understand that Aladdin, (Jesus) his magic lamp, (your heart) and his genie (the spirit of God within you) are all symbolic of the truth which the Christian monks used to hide and save the truth that Jesus was here to teach you. Of course, this is all my interpretation of what I see as truth, but let’s prove all of this with the bible and the dictionary. I am unraveling dictionary definitions and adding bible references, both of which are for the proof of my truth. I feel that I have unraveled a very deeply buried mysterious secret of which no one was ever suppose to find, but I feel like I simply stumbled upon it, but then I know in my heart that it was by divine revelation that this book has come about, it is too powerful to be by accident.

I feel that Aladdin is symbolic of Jesus, and the cave is your heart, the boulder the closure of your mind. Aladdin entered (his) your heart and this is where your magic lamp, and your genie are hidden, and your genie is your spirit of God or the light of Christ that dwells within you.

Once Aladdin was inside the cave, there were four halls, (or chambers of the heart), that were laden with four silver and gold jars. Aladdin was instructed not to touch them so that he would not become sidetracked by material things. He was to complete his journey into the fourth hall (or chamber of the heart), where