Me & My Cousin Ronnie: (How We Attained Maturity Without Killing Each Other)
()
About this ebook
Lauretta Mason-Evans
I was raised on a somewhat isolated farm. Social contact was limited to church and family; entertainment consisted of one radio which only played Dad’s programs. Therefore, I relied on my imagination to relieve boredom. Being a voracious reader, I rewrote every book I read as I read it. When we saw a rare movie, I dreamed on it for months afterward and revised the script in my mind over and over. Such being the case, my love of writing began at a very early age. My writing career actually began in highschool and has continued on to the present day. I’ve written advertisements for Real Estate and radio, political publications, both local and national, newspaper articles, etc. I’ve had some success with two publications entitled, PMS and BOB. These are facetious renditions of faux magazines whose initials stand for: PRIME MACHO STUDS, and BEAUTIFUL OLD BROADS. I feel I can use that term without being accused of discrimination because I’m one myself. They are illustrated, for I am also a graphic artist and do all my own illustrations. My husband and I moved from midwestern Ohio in the late 90’s to Florida. I am now a widow and have remained here with those of my family who also live in Florida. My husband and I raised six children. I now have 11 grandchildren and five great-grandchildren.
Related to Me & My Cousin Ronnie
Related ebooks
Shut Up, Sit Down and Listen! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHope for Me Too Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCreation: Back to Bible Times Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHe Uses It for Good! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMy Scars for His Glory: Testimony Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAbusive Submission: Overcoming Trauma by the Grace of God Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAccept Yourself Or Die: From Mormon Missionary To Trans Punk // Crossdresser: Growing Up Trans In The 1990s And 2000s Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Journey is Just as Important as the Destination Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Unseen Journey: A True Spiritual Journey Of Acceptance Of God's Perfect Plan Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHolding Hands with God: Rivers of Living Waters Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMamma Mia I'm Pregnant Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBefore and After: Life Before and After Hiv Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsRich in Love: When God Rescues Messy People Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5As I Walked Through The Valley Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsIn Care Of? Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWe’Ll Meet Again Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLearning To Walk Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHow It Was and Is for Me Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTales from the Tree House Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMy Story Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5It's Not About Me Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWhen I Forget You See Me Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMy Miracles: A Story of God’s Miraculous Provision Throughout a Lifetime of Many Tragedies Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Rose at the Pool: 38 Years and Not a Day Later Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsI Will Survive: The Book Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsStarlet's Story Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsI've Been Ruined! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBoklit: Inspiring, Daring, Life Changing Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsJust Joan Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMama's Blessings Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Biography & Memoir For You
Maybe You Should Talk to Someone: the heartfelt, funny memoir by a New York Times bestselling therapist Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Stolen Life: A Memoir Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Meditations: Complete and Unabridged Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Becoming Bulletproof: Protect Yourself, Read People, Influence Situations, and Live Fearlessly Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Maybe You Should Talk to Someone: A Therapist, HER Therapist, and Our Lives Revealed Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Good Neighbor: The Life and Work of Fred Rogers Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Why Fish Don't Exist: A Story of Loss, Love, and the Hidden Order of Life Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Billion Years: My Escape From a Life in the Highest Ranks of Scientology Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Diary of a Young Girl Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Seven Pillars of Wisdom: A Triumph Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Indifferent Stars Above: The Harrowing Saga of the Donner Party Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Finding Freedom: Harry and Meghan and the Making of a Modern Royal Family Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I'll Be Gone in the Dark: One Woman's Obsessive Search for the Golden State Killer Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Just Mercy: a story of justice and redemption Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Good Girls Don't Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Taste: My Life Through Food Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mommie Dearest Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Seven Pillars of Wisdom (Rediscovered Books): A Triumph Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Jack Reacher Reading Order: The Complete Lee Child’s Reading List Of Jack Reacher Series Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Red Notice: A True Story of High Finance, Murder, and One Man's Fight for Justice Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Disloyal: A Memoir: The True Story of the Former Personal Attorney to President Donald J. Trump Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Working Stiff: Two Years, 262 Bodies, and the Making of a Medical Examiner Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Alive: The Story of the Andes Survivors Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5South to America: A Journey Below the Mason-Dixon to Understand the Soul of a Nation Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5People, Places, Things: My Human Landmarks Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Solace of Open Spaces: Essays Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Disorganized Mind: Coaching Your ADHD Brain to Take Control of Your Time, Tasks, and Talents Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind: Creating Currents of Electricity and Hope Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Reviews for Me & My Cousin Ronnie
0 ratings0 reviews
Book preview
Me & My Cousin Ronnie - Lauretta Mason-Evans
DEDICATION
I’d like to dedicate this book to MY COUSIN RONNIE, without whom it would have been impossible. After all, he’s the main character, providing most of the subject matter; some true, some invented. Although our relationship through our formative years and beyond can only be described as an epic battle, MY COUSIN RONNIE is one of my dearest friends. And in retrospect, had it not been for Ronnie Martin, I think my LBM, (life before marriage) would have been dull indeed.
THANK YOU, RONNIE. I LOVE YOU BETTER THAN CHOCOLATE…ALMOST.
Contents
CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
EPILOGUE
CHAPTER ONE
SKU-000451847_TEXT-3.pdfI don’t know why this rivalry, enmity, struggle for power, or whatever, began between my Cousin Ronnie and myself, but I do know when; from the time we began walking and talking. Perhaps that’s an exaggeration, but I can’t ever remember when Ronnie and I weren’t in competition for something or other.
In all honesty I have to admit I was a pest in our formative years and beyond. You see, after seven girls my father desperately wanted another boy. Needless to say he was sorely disappointed when mom presented him with his eighth daughter …me. As the years rolled by his disappointment did not abate.
To say I was a difficult child is putting it mildly. Not only was dad disappointed I wasn’t a boy, so was I. Therefore, I set out to prove I was as good, or better, than any boy of our acquaintance which consisted mainly of Cousin Ronnie and his cohorts.
I guess it was only natural for Ronnie to fight back. I didn’t mind that, but I did mind the fact that after each confrontation between Cousin Ronnie and myself I got punished. Ronnie never got punished for anything. He sort of looked like an angel when we were growing up and people, especially his mother, thought he was. Her motto was: NEVER SPANK AN ANGEL.
Actually, the only thing angelic about Ronnie was his face which I had the pleasure of smashing to a bloody pulp every time I found myself in the woodshed after one of our escapades, but only in my imagination. I’d put him through the tortures of hell while I was trying to find a comfortable resting place for my stinging back side.
Of course, Ronnie never gave me a second thought after I was whisked out of sight and confined to my room. I discovered early on that boys are like that. They never feel they’re accountable for their actions; at least Cousin Ronnie wasn’t. I think that was because no one ever told him he should be. His mom’s attitude was: what could you expect from an angel anyhow?
Needless to say, Cousin Ronnie, the wingless wonder, as I thought of him, was above reproach. On the other hand, reproach was my way of life.
When I was born dad worked in the coal mines. Ah, yes, I was a coal miner’s daughter. He was also a barber and a gifted carpenter. You’d think with those abilities he would have had no trouble making a living. Well, he didn’t until the