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    Tikklings: Limericks for Grown-Ups: Plus Keyword Index
    Tikklings: Limericks for Grown-Ups: Plus Keyword Index
    Tikklings: Limericks for Grown-Ups: Plus Keyword Index
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    Tikklings: Limericks for Grown-Ups: Plus Keyword Index

    By S. Davey

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    What they're saying about S. Davey's Tikklings: Limericks for Grown-Ups?

    "Outrageously outrageous!"
    (U.S. Journal of Redundancy)

    "Goes great with pizza!"
    (Mozzarella Newsletter)

    " incredibly abstruse delightfuly arcane exquisitely naughty"
    (Lord Plushbottom, O.B.E., R.F.D., T.S.K.)

    "Gets our vote!"
    (Pawtucket Irrelevant Literature Committee)

    "Ours, too!"
    (Entire Kindergarten Class of P.S. 56)

    "Duh, ours, too "
    (Mouthbreathers Mutual Aid Society)

    "Frankly, didn't understand a damn word!"
    (T.S. Eliot)

    "Positively the greatest breakthrough on the contemporary scholarship scene bound to smash all traditions we've come to revere. An unmitigated global poetic bombshell!!!"
    (Inmate #2351, Lompoc House of Correction)

    "S. Davey should be shot!"
    (Anonymous)
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisheriUniverse
    Release dateJan 6, 2005
    ISBN9780595786756
    Tikklings: Limericks for Grown-Ups: Plus Keyword Index
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    S. Davey

    S. Davey says he was ?whelped under a bandstand??somewhere in West Virginia around 1930. ?It was those catchy concert rhythms that must?ve shaped my taste for poetry and verse.? After careers in music, chemistry, sports, and the Navy, he now concentrates on improving the state of the art of the limerick. His pet Chesapeake Bay Retriever ate the first draft of Tikklings, got violently ill, and ran away, never to be heard from since. His wife wishes he would find a more serious pursuit.

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