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It's Always Windy on Trash Night: And Other Facts of Life
It's Always Windy on Trash Night: And Other Facts of Life
It's Always Windy on Trash Night: And Other Facts of Life
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There are a lot of little things in life that get overlooked. Rardin makes his point in an irreverent look at lifes idiosyncrasies and craziness as only he can scrutinize. Jumping from one topic to another in a harebrained tour of our mundane lives and the things that most people think about but never talk about, Rardin delivers a tome that is sure to tickle. Spanning the gamut from the brutality of boredom to the excitement of discovery in a book that flows from the obvious to heart wrenching recollections of a childhood wrapped around a father who did more than his share of bonding, you will laugh, love, yawn and cry. Everyone knows that it is always windy on trash night. The bane of every dad who has ever had to take out the trash. Thats how its set up in the grand scheme of things. Its Always Windy On Trash Night so trash morning is always special.
LanguageEnglish
PublisheriUniverse
Release dateOct 17, 2008
ISBN9781440100291
It's Always Windy on Trash Night: And Other Facts of Life
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Hugh W. Rardin

Author biography Hugh W. Rardin is an award winning voice-over artist, impressionist and character-voice actor for radio and television as well as a free-lance writer. He and his wife have two wonderful children and live on the beach. There are a lot of little things in life that get overlooked. Rardin makes his point in an irreverent look at life’s idiosyncrasies and craziness as only he can scrutinize. Jumping from one topic to another in a harebrained tour of our mundane lives and the things that most people think about but never talk about, Rardin delivers a tome that is sure to tickle. Spanning the gamut from the brutality of boredom to the excitement of discovery in a book that flows from the obvious to heart wrenching recollections of a childhood wrapped around a father who did more than his share of bonding, you will laugh, love, yawn and cry. Everyone knows that it is always windy on trash night. The bane of every dad who has ever had to take out the trash. That’s how it’s set up in the grand scheme of things. It’s Always Windy On Trash Night so trash morning is always special.

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