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Is This Really My Life: Volume 1
Is This Really My Life: Volume 1
Is This Really My Life: Volume 1
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Is This Really My Life: Volume 1

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If you have ever wondered where the people that your mother warned you about actually come from? Then, you are in luck. Within the pages of Mark Ortizs first publication is where you will find them. Within this book lies the brutal, and sometimes barbaric, reality of a youth gone wild. Marks Ortizs tales of woe are both vulgarly honest and painfully endearing.

His rag tag group of friends will leave you in stitches as he takes you from drunken bachelor parties to childish feats of bravado. The unfathomable situations that Mark Ortiz and his friends get into are undoubtedly the most absurd things that one has ever read. Hilarity is rampart with each turning of the page.

If you are a fan of programs such as Jackass and publications such as I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, then welcome to the Mark Ortiz experience.

Warning: This publication is not for the faint of heart. Mark Ortiz does not condone or advise any readers to attempt or recreate any acts within these pages.
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PublisherAuthorHouse
Release dateMay 26, 2011
ISBN9781456755829
Is This Really My Life: Volume 1
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Mark Ortiz

Though not an accomplished author, Mr. Ortiz, in his break through publication, captures the true sense of adolescent humor. His story telling is unapologetic and brash, cruel and vulgar, rude and disgusting. His voice and vision, unabashedly, carry the trials and tribulations of every generations youth. Mr. Ortizs care free style of writing will speak to all of us that tripped and fell through our teens and early twenties. The conviction with which he writes with, completely shatters the status quo. The insightful view of his, provides us with the opportunity to look at the world through a lens not otherwise seen. Through his eyes, we get a glimpse of how our American youth really travel through life. His guidance through this maze of crude humor and folly will no doubt, have you laughing out loud.

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