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    Jealous but Not Bitter: Life as an Average Joe
    Jealous but Not Bitter: Life as an Average Joe
    Jealous but Not Bitter: Life as an Average Joe
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    Jealous but Not Bitter: Life as an Average Joe

    By J. Clews

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    Welcome to all things Joe! Telling true stories of London, Ontario, Jealous But Not Bitter is a satirical tongue-in-cheek look at average Joesthe men and women who make this world go around. From truck drivers to teenagers, security guards to secretaries, cashiers to construction workers, the irreverent to the immature: all who are downtrodden, overlooked and overworked, will enjoy these hilarious true stories about the bumbling nobodies, grunts and gumbies who are just trying to get by.

    Jealous But Not Bitter is chock full of information that all everyday workers need to know, such as:

    How to impress during the job interview How to deal with your stupid boss How to call in sick (when youre not sick) What to say when you screw up at work

    The stories in this collection offer some very intriguing information, some of which will be useful and some that is just plain silly: like what to say if your feet smell, the secret to looking young, cavemen in heaven, bricklayers on Mars, and much more.

    So sit back, have a drink, laugh, and enjoy!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisheriUniverse
    Release dateNov 24, 2010
    ISBN9781450249461
    Jealous but Not Bitter: Life as an Average Joe
    Author

    J. Clews

    J. Clews has been an average Joe all his life and a truck driver/labourer for the last twenty-fi ve years. A graduate of the University of Western Ontario, Mr. Clews holds an undergraduate degree in psychology and religious studies. He resides in London, Ontario, Canada, with his beloved wife, Susan.

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