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Stretchmarks on My Sanity: The Growing Pains of Raising a Family
Stretchmarks on My Sanity: The Growing Pains of Raising a Family
Stretchmarks on My Sanity: The Growing Pains of Raising a Family
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Stretchmarks on My Sanity: The Growing Pains of Raising a Family

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Proving once again that there is nothing more universal, or funny!, than parenting, internationally recognized humorist Linda Sharp opens the door to her home and welcomes us all in! From the beginnings of pregnancy to the droopy boobed realities of life after labor, to the struggles of raising a 42 year old child named Husband, her candor and wit leave no stretchmark unturned! You'll laugh yourself to tears as you see your own life in every word, and you'll end up wondering if she has been peeking in the windows of your house! Actually she has been hiding in the closet and has asked us to inform you that you are almost out of vacuum cleaner bags.
LanguageEnglish
PublisheriUniverse
Release dateApr 29, 2001
ISBN9781469713939
Stretchmarks on My Sanity: The Growing Pains of Raising a Family
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Linda M. Sharp

Touted as the 'new Erma Bombeck', Linda Sharp is an internationally recognized humorist, writing regularly on the joyous and frustrating worlds of parenting and marriage. Appearing on 21 websites, and in print around the globe, Linda is also the creator of the irreverent website, Sanity Central, A Time Out From Parenting!, located at http://www.sanitycentral.com.

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