A Fitting Room Squeeze

By Miriam F. Martin

Seven in the evening, right before closing time, and Tyler badly wants to get some tacos and flake out in front of the TV. If he could, he’d quit his retail job at Humdinger’s at the drop of a hat.

And tonight, every hat in the men’s department fell over, for no reason at all.

As if straightening the hats weren’t enough, the most obnoxious customer ever demands Tyler’s attention.

Turns out, she wants to use the fitting room for reasons of her own.

If you enjoy quirky erotic short stories, be sure to read A Fitting Room Squeeze.

Bonus short story included: Pink Taco Tryst.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Hermit Muse Publishing
• Release date: Mar 3, 2018

Miriam F. Martin

Miriam F. Martin grew up wanting to be a cam girl, but excessive stage fright killed the dream. Her passion for getting strangers off over the wild worldwide web hasn’t died yet. So she focuses her time writing smutty books for smart people, like you. When not writing erotica, she also writes science fiction and fantasy. Her hobbies include playing the guitar badly, misinterpreting the future with Tarot cards, and over-analyzing dreams. She also enjoys first-person shooters, rogue-likes, and hidden object games. Her quest in life is to have a house full of cats. Miriam loves to hear from her fans, and she may be contacted through her agent, David Anthony Brown, at: david (at) danthonybrown (dot) com

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A Fitting Room Squeeze

A Fitting Room Squeeze

Miriam F. Martin

Hermit Muse Publishing

At the drop of a hat…

Seven in the evening, right before closing time, and Tyler badly wants to get some tacos and flake out in front of the TV. If he could, he’d quit his retail job at Humdinger’s at the drop of a hat.

And tonight, every hat in the men’s department fell over, for no reason at all.

As if straightening the hats weren’t enough, the most obnoxious customer ever demands Tyler’s attention.

Turns out, she wants to use the fitting room for reasons of her own.

If you enjoy quirky erotic short stories, be sure to read A Fitting Room Squeeze.

Bonus short story included: Pink Taco Tryst.

Copyright © 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing

Cover Image: marcink3333/BigStockPhoto

Cover Design: David Anthony Brown

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All characters, events, and settings are fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidence.

THIS WORK IS INTENDED FOR ADULT READERS 18+

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Contents

At the drop of a hat…

A Fitting Room Squeeze

Pink Taco Tryst

About the Author

Also by Miriam F. Martin

A Fitting Room Squeeze

When the hat falls...

If it wasn't one thing, it was another. And Tyler hurt too damn much to give a shit anymore .

His Sunday work schedule started at eleven o'clock in the morning, which in itself wasn't so bad. But a later start didn't make up for having to cover all three shifts by himself at a job he would love to quit at the drop of a hat. And today happened to be a day when a lot of hats dropped.

Literally.

The hat-racks in the men's department had all fallen over. Somehow, as if by