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The Perfect Teresa
The Perfect Teresa
The Perfect Teresa
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The Perfect Teresa

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Teresa’s gotten over the embarrassment of a humiliating high school talent show performance. After all, she’s now 43 and only thinks about the experience once or twice a day.

Lucky for her, an unemployed Aztec deity applying for Quetzalcoatl’s Trickster Department offers to grant Teresa her wish. He’ll send her back to 1988 to re-do the talent show! Catch? There’s no catch! After all, he’s a fully licensed deity with a Masters in Temporal Displacement Theory and a bachelors in Trickster Sciences and Cosmic Mischief.

Besides, a talking coyote can be trusted, right?

For Teresa, it seems like the chance of a lifetime. But she soon finds that changing the past won’t be as easy as she thought, especially without Wikipedia. And that in a desperate effort to make her life better, she might end up making things much, much worse.

A time-travel comedy full of cosmic mischief, 80s pop culture references, talking coyotes, and, of course, guacamole.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherUlises Silva
Release dateOct 5, 2017
ISBN9780979451324
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