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There Was a Young Man from Nantucket: 1,001 Lewd Limericks Guaranteed to Amuse and Offend
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Here now is a steamy collection
Of limericks rare. Each selection
Will run for five lines,
Contain marvelous rhymes
Detailing sex acts of subtle complexion.
Some readers may think that it’s crude
To offer for sale what is lewd
But if you’re offended
By what is appended,
We’ll say what you are; you’re a prude!
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Ronald Stanza is a pseudonym for one of the world’s funniest and most literary men.
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