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    Yer Never Gonnae Believe It
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    Yer Never Gonnae Believe It
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    Yer Never Gonnae Believe It

    By Harry Morris

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    About this ebook

    Yer Never Gonnae Believe It! Is the fourth in Harry the Polis's hugely successful and hilarious collections of police stories. With twenty-nine years in the polis under his belt, there's no shortage of incidents and anecdotes to tell. Find out the secrets of Harry's low-effort guide to marathon success and all about some funny goings on in a funeral parlour. Yer Never Gonnae Believe It! is another classic collection of tales tall and true from Harry the Polis, the Chief Constable of funny stories.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBlack & White Publishing
    Release dateFeb 21, 2013
    ISBN9781845026776
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