The Wetiko Killers

By Duncan Murray Kirk

Rollo had always had a bad feeling about the system and its incredulous regulations; he could see daily so many injustices and so much folly in the way that the suits guided the masses further under the bus. All for money and power these psychopaths actually believed in the system and were completely under the spell of the wetiko psychic virus. He must take a stand he thought to himself. I must do it now! The Wetiko Virus is destroying humanity and Rollo puts his mind to curing those infected and creates a school for wetiko Killers. The story is set internationally in London, Hong Kong and the Province of Wankyu; the home of the Wankyu Safe Sanctuary Refugee Camp. Witness Rollo, Jerry, Lord Muzwell, Tuesday, Manfariday and Daisy Rae solve mysteries and change the course of History and save the day.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Duncan Murray Kirk
• Release date: Apr 15, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370964192

Duncan Murray Kirk

Duncan Murray Kirk was educated in England. He spent the late 60’s and early 70’s marketing records, audio components and technology in the UK music industry. He joined CBS Records in Sydney Australia and then moved on to become a pioneer of the laser printing technology with Canon Inc. Later he took his combined knowledge into a multimedia production company that won three “MacWorld” awards under his management. After ten years of a corporate career the gene of adventure that runs in the men of his family caught up with him. Duncan’s father, a “Black Watch” veteran crack shot, grand Prix Bugatti racer and yachtsman was born into the MacLeod Clan on a tea plantation in the exotic jungle of Sri Lanka. Stories of the tropics and Ceylon played on Duncan’s genetic inclinations and led him to travel extensively. He first visited Bali in 1980 and it became a catalyst for his creative research. He designed his Eco friendly accessories catalog in 1990 and produced for fashion names Monsoon, Jigsaw, Portmans and Esprit. During the early millennium in the course of his product’s development designer Linda Garland, residing in Bali, influenced him with design and ecological responsibility. In brief Duncan had an idea he called MeshglassTM that employs many Balinese artisans’ tiny but very dexterous hands and proceeded to develop his hand cut stained glass décor surfacing concept coupled with his original design software. Duncan’s concern for the ecology motivated him to continue in the fields of sustainability and life style; His intent is to reconcile the natural and scientific worlds; his passion is aroused by sustainable design, integrity, tolerance and kindness. He has witnessed Bali’s changes over 35 years and has written “Bali: Sustainable Visions” for Abbeville Press of New York and “In the Spirit of Bali” for publisher Assouline. He has also completed a Trilogy called “The ROLLO Trilogy”

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The Wetiko Killers

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Chapters

Chapter 1. Before B4

Chapter 2. Crystal Honeymoon

Chapter 3. Bond Street Crystals

Chapter 4. The Taxman Cometh

Chapter 5. Mr Poole of Southampton

Chapter 6. The Fat Farm and Bogdan

Chapter 7. Typhoon T8

Chapter 8. The Hills are Alive with Cordiceps

Chapter 9. Protective Boots on the Ground

Chapter 10. The Retrieval Operation

Chapter 11. The Unexpected Invasion

Chapter 12. The Student Body

Chapter 13. The Laboratory Theatre

Chapter 14. The Merry Maker

Chapter 15. The Pie Eyed Piper

Chapter 16 . The almost Clinical Trial

Chapter 17. The Hordes are Activated

Chapter 18. The News is Oddly Karmic

Chapter 19. The Great Shattering

Chapter 20. The Killers Afterparty

Chapter 1. Before B4

Tuesday loaded the old leather suitcase into the trunk of Rollo’s hired Audi Quattro. Rollo had asked him to pick it up while Anne Marie and he had a beer at the Jolly Knave.

Tuesday loved driving this car. He likened it to the programs that he and Manfariday wrote for Mr Rollo’s media company; it gave them immense power and speed, the hallmark of a winning social media campaign’s genes.

Tuesday had come up with an idea that he had been trialling for over a week; He called it B4, it was ‘before’ and consisted of previous news content about a subject, in this case Oi. B4 went as a tag with all Oi’s posts. He wrote a bot to parasitically latch onto any key word references about Oi posted on the internet. Between the two Tuesday had hit another mother lode with millions clicking on B4 and getting a full selection of Oi’s previous campaign media. It had revitalized the old viral hits and had taken in another 20% of their whole previous gross and this was in less than ten days. He hadn’t told Rollo or Lord Muzwell of this new system or its revenue; he had been too busy.

Manfariday sent Tuesday an email: ‘Bravo on B4’

Rollo took from his pocket the gold wedding ring, mysteriously found at his old cottage amongst brightly coloured debris that Jack his pet Jackdaw had hidden cleverly in a crevice of the window sill. He rolled it around in his palm, ‘Oi 4 ever John’ was inscribed inside the band of gold; how incredibly weird he thought to himself, excited at the prospects of giving John the ring. Anne Marie said

Come on Rollo it’s time to head back before the London rush hour; here comes Tuesday

Rollo’s hired Audi Quattro pulled up and Tuesday opened the rear door and ushered them inside.

Mr Rollo sir I have been meaning to tell you about a new program I have been trialling called B4

Yes Tuesday

"Well sir I came up with the idea because I see so many images on the Internet and I don’t know who they are.

I thought what or who were they before? That’s why I called it B4!

Anyway I wrote some software and have been trialling it online for the last ten days; I didn’t check on it until I had a beer in the Jolly Knave, anyway sir, Rollo Media has just added 40 million to its account!"

Well Tuesday that’s bloody fantastic Rollo said with booming voice and clasping his hands together in prayer form.

B4 has a huge following already! And I haven’t really started, where do you stand on Parasites?

I am not sure quite what you mean in this context Tuesday?

Well Mr Rollo we can piggyback B4 onto almost everyone’s campaigns? And win huge click bucks!

"Oh my God you are right; it’ll become a historic reference, well done Thursday;

Sorry I am a bit slow today, jetlag maybe! Tuesday please call a meeting for all hands on deck at say 9am tomorrow?"

Ok Mr Rollo Tuesday drove grinning a broad smile back into London Town.

Rollo was in a Jetlagged dream world of mysterious rings and few circling jackdaws , his plans were all on track but his reality was wavering; he understood more strongly than ever that the great wetiko sickness had almost totally infected humanity.

The Wetiko is a psychic Virus; it feeds on pain, misery and suffering, its only direction and intent is one of total destruction, its parasitic syphilitic mother is from the putrid underbelly of evil from the darkest core of the universe.

Rollo's only real plan was the destruction of the evil virus, the media business was incidental he could see; his plans were in progress to build a school at the Wankyu Safe Sanctuary and together with Daisy Rae they would develop the elixir, method and procedure to destroy the virus; those educated in these methods will be known as The Wetiko Killers

Rollo and Anne Marie arrived to Claridges and noticed that Jerry had left his Turquoise Bentley with the Concierge. Rollo remembered his plan to shower the three honeymooning brides with Crystal healing. He called De Beers and tipped them off to set up an in house photographer for their mid-morning visit. The weather forecast was sunny so Rollo felt sure that Jerry’s Turquoise Bentley would serve as an excellent continuity factor from Oi’s previous viral campaigns.

Jetlag had taken down the entire entourage when Rollo and Anne Marie arrived back to the suite, the common room was empty and Jerry was the only player still with lead in his pencil. Rollo guessed that Jerry had been seeing his bolly was safe and asked him.

Do you have a few lines for us all after breakfast tomorrow?

Sure, you know me Rollo!

"I decided to have Tuesday and the hotel send personalized invitations to Anne Marie, Helligord and Oi inviting them to a sparkling breakfast at 8.30 plus a mid-morning crystal healing session at De Beers to celebrate their London honey moon; Please dress inappropriately!’.

Great idea let’s blow some real dosh on our wives and spoil them stupid said Jerry.

Hey Rollo have you got a joint? It will help me get some sleep! Damned Jetlag is tough at the mo.

Sure Jerry I was going to do the same, and for the same reason, hang on I’ll go get some stuff

On his way back into the room Rollo took the golden wedding ring from his pocket and tossed it over to Jerry

What do you make of this? I still haven’t given it to John!

Jerry rolled it around in his hands until he saw the inscription.

Wow ‘Oi 4 ever John’ that’s kinda weird and cool where did you get it?

"I found it at my cottage in a crevice of the window sill! My pet jackdaw Jack had hidden all sorts of bright shiny things in there; I guess it was a gift for me.

I haven’t told John yet; I don’t know what it means but it must surely mean something! Any ideas?"

Rollo had twisted up a temple hash joint and puffed on it thoughtfully as he waited for Jerry to answer.

It’s very strange Rollo but I do have an idea; there is a Mr Poole of Southampton who is a psychic paranormal investigator, I guess you could call him a medium, why don’t we show it to him and see what he has to say? He apparently can pick up the vibrations and energies that surround objects like a patina, and that tells of a history.

That’s a great idea Jerry, yes let’s drive down to Southampton maybe tomorrow afternoon, but we should make an appointment first?.

Okay Rol I’ll try in the morning but I think we’ve got a big day ahead especially with the bride’s gratitude!

Hahahha you may be right! Anyway I’m going to turn in, good night Jerry

Chapter 2. Crystal Honeymoon

The staff wheeled four large trolleys into the suite’s common room and set up a breakfast table for Rollo and his entourage, silver service and crystal drink ware, jugs and bowls filled with the Ambrosia of London’s fruits, raspberries, blueberrys grapes, gooseberries, figs, mangoes and pomegranates and a bakery load of French and Italian breakfast patisseries, a selection of Jams including lime and ginger and bitter Valencia marmalades, scotch eggs and some cold cuts and chipolatas with Cumberland sauce.

It was more like a banquet to break the fast.

Rollo was the first man up and started brewing himself a large coffee in a cafetiere when Dex and Tuesday bounded into the makeshift breakfast room looking very fit and healthy.

Good morning Mr Rollo, I think I’ve got the jetlag beat, and I feel like a good feed this morning how about you Dex?

Me too Tuesday I feel like it’s going to be a great day

Dex, is Jerry’s Bentley all spick and span?

Yes Mr Rollo and the Audi Quattro is also clean and at Tuesday’s command.

We will need the ladies to go to De Beers in Jerry’s turquoise Bent; we will follow in the Audi. Dex as before hold up for the photos of the girls arriving, and also leaving, I want to bring some continuity to the campaign and Jerry’s turquoise Bentley is the key for that.

Tuesday did you arrange for the paparazzi and our usual photographers?

Yes Mr Rollo, all done, they’ll be at De Beers Bond street just before eleven o’clock!

Help yourself to some breakfast and then we’ll have a meeting.

Rollo poured his mug of strong blended Sumatran and Torajan coffee and added a sugar and a dollop of cream on top...

Ah the morning booster! Good morning Jerry grab a coffee

John moved slowly towards a bowl of fruit choosing a white peach for later and a croissant that he ate immediately... The three sat at the table and picked aimlessly eating mouthfuls of delicious pomegranate, raspberries and peaches... Jerry leaned towards Rollo

Have you told him yet? John perked up immediately

What? Told me what?

Rollo stood up and fished the golden ring out of his pocket and handed it to John.

What do you make of this buddy? John looked at it and read the inscription,

"Oh that’s the ring that I bought for my wedding did the hotel find it?

You know I always wondered what happened to that so where did you find it Rollo?"

At that moment the three girls entered the room interrupting their conversation and all attention was focused on them.

They had as requested dressed inappropriately and looked like supermodels flaunting their sexuality, clicking their stiletto heels and wearing their sum total of the diamonds bought for them for previous campaigns. They looked magnificent and sparkled like fireflies.

Anne Marie, Helligord and Oi weren’t hesitant with the food, digging into the fruits and yogurt, nuts, seeds and berries, Rollo’s breakfast entourage grew with the addition of Lord Muzwell, Manfariday and Daisy Rae and surprisingly little conversation was heard as the breakfast table offerings were demolished by the hungry players. Rollo stood up.

Hey everyone, after breakfast I think we will go straight into the meeting as today is an important one for our three brides and for our media company. You Ladies are going to love this

The Meeting opened late, Rollo immediately announced that Tuesday had been running a trial software experiment called B4 and that he had single handedly made an additional 40 million dollars for the company, Rollo congratulated him, as did Lord Muzwell, profusely on his creative genius and entrepreneurship.

A round of applause and pats on the back were focused on Tuesday for a short time. Rollo said

I have some notes to read from the minutes of a previous meeting;

‘I have it Stilettos, the heels and or the knives! Let’s have the girls honey moon revolve around diamonds and stiletto heels, shoe fetish, more diamonds and some ultra-sexy luxury lingerie. Women love shoes and silky underwear... it surely has to be a winner!’

Manfariday and Tuesday can do huge deals with De Beers, Christies or Tiffany in NYC and also carve up Jimmy Choo and the top fashion shoe Industry, and victoria’s secrets! Let’s shoot at spending another three million on diamonds and say half a million on Jimmy Choo shoes and lingerie! And Ladies today is that day! Don’t forget NO diamonds smaller than one carat, or pave, it is better for your investments!

The girls were speechless for a moment and then it dawned on them that their husbands were investing lavishly into their futures. Oi immediately said

I not do Rollosan, you hear Jerrysan 13? Because no extra service fee!

The girls collapsed in hysterical laughter,

Ahh you want a gift horse? said Helligord to more laughter.

The three elegant ex whores giggled and sparkled with glee.

Rollo called Tuesday and Lord Muzwell over to join him and said

Look fellas I think it’s time to re organize the company share issue; What would be great is if you Lord Muzwell would hold 30% of the company and give 20% to Manfariday. It will create a new geometry for the future of the company. Remember Lord Muzwell that we have our mission to create the hordes of Wetiko Killers, also the two of us represent 55% of the company so we still have the balance of power. Lord Muzwell replied

Absolutely fine old chap... the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away!

Thanks I know you have enough dosh now and that it won’t feel any different

"Well Rollo actually you could do me a favour, have you any temple