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The Bob Monkhouse Guide to Orgies

Well done, King Charles, for making us all more prostate-aware.

I have been personally prostate-conscious for many years, thanks to one of the kings of comedy, the late, great Bob Monkhouse, who died of prostate cancer, aged 75, in December 1973.

Bob was a very funny man and an almost proselytising sex enthusiast. Visiting his home, I was struck by the larger-than-life-size photographs of naked glamour models adorning the walls of his basement bathroom.

‘Anyone you know?’ he quipped.

‘Not yet,’ I said,

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