The Conference

By Johann von Staubig

An audio engineer attends a company conference in Spain to work where many of the delegates are there without their partners to participate in a sexathon and enjoys all the benefits that ensue.
This is a chapter from my books:
The Swinging Villagers
and
The Students, The Mother, The Daughter and The Villagers
Were it belongs between the chapters ‘The Trial’ and ‘The Orgasmafest ‘
It may be enjoyed as a stand-alone story.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Johann von Staubig
• Release date: May 12, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370810666

Johann von Staubig

Johann von Staubig is the name of a writer who has previously written using the pen-name of Uncle Hans. He admits to being a dirty old man who wishes his bed partners were as uninhibited as his characters. He writes about true happenings in his life, only altering them to hide identities and places. He has been writing depraved stories for ten years and posting them on web sites such as Literotica.com and 9erotica.com. His tales includes stories that have previously been published on those sites. Many of the stories are completely true and have names and locations changed to protect the reputations of any ladies involved.. He can be contacted at [e-mail] and is always pleased to receive comments on his stories and suggestions for new ones.

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Author’s Notes:

This is a work of fiction. Names, places, characters and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any character’s who exist in the real world have had their names and any description that will identify them changed apart from my own family for which I have their written permission. Any other resemblance to any actual persons, living or dead, organizations, events or locales is entirely coincidental. All sexually active characters in this work are 18 years of age or older.

I wish to thank the directors and staff of the real company that I have renamed to TakeMeThere Holidays in this story for the opportunity to enjoy their annual sales conference.

This book is for sale to ADULT AUDIENCES ONLY. It contains substantial sexually explicit scenes and graphic language which may be considered offensive by some readers. Please store your files where they cannot be access by minors.

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A few notes for my American readers

In the civilised world, a Fanny is a cunt and NOT an arse or ass as you spell it.

An Ass is a donkey or mule.

Paracetamol is a common prescription free pain killer known as Tylenol in the former colonies.

Écu is Parisian street slang for the triangular patch of pubic hair on a woman and is the reason why the European Currency Unit’s name was changed to the Euro when it was first released. The French were not happy with shop keepers saying That will be four beavers when they paid for goods.

Glasgow office

My new employer had a client that was a well known large holiday company. This chapter is mostly true so for their protection, I will refer to them as TakeMeThere Holidays although they have since combined with the leading Austrian holiday company and have changed their name.

TakeMeThere had shops and offices throughout the UK and as part of the contract, my job was to design the audio systems in any new meeting rooms and install and test them in conjunction with the local staff, architects and contractors

A new conference room was planned for the Glasgow office and I flew up there from Heathrow one day to meet with the architects and contractors to see where it was planned.

Walking into the office, the receptionist asked me to wait for the office manager to arrive.

A few minutes later an attractive lady in her thirties introduced herself.

I'm Morag and manage the office and several dozen staff here.

Hi, I'm Hans and I'll be designing the sound system for you.

Come through to the area, the architect is waiting for you.

The architect was unusually a woman who introduced herself as Pauline. She was quite pretty and about the same age as Morag but with much larger breasts. I spent the entire day finding out the entire requirements of the room from Morag and her team. The requirements were basically just for a PA system with music and video high quality sound reproduction. Taking a plan of the available area from Pauline I told them I was returning to London and would return with my recommendations and plans the following week.

I'll get somebody to take you to the airport. offered Morag.

She went off and soon returned with guy to take me.

This is Pete. He's the team leader of the Sales team. She surprised me by kissing both of us goodbye.

In the car, on the twenty minute drive to the airport, I took advantage of Pete's seniority to question him on my notes of what I think they wanted and chatted about various things. That Pauline, he said give me half an opportunity and my dick would be like a rat up her drainpipe. What a great set of norks! Not like my wife. She only wears bras with A cups.

That's how I like them. I replied. More than a mouthful is a waste. Nice and perky. They'll never droop when she gets older.

Are you married, Hans?

No. My requirements are too limiting, You?

Yup, I married Morag a couple of years ago.

You lucky man. She seems amazing.

I could see that you fancied her when you kissed her goodbye. Here's the airport. I'll see you next week.

I thanked him for the lift and went to catch the shuttle back to London.

The following week I drove to Heathrow, parked my car and took the shuttle to Glasgow where Pete was waiting to take me to the TakeMeThere office. In a meeting with Morag, Pauline and the site contractor, I presented my recommendations and had them approved with only two minor changes relating to the positioning of sound controls on the lectern. I was able to compare Morag and Pauline's chesty bits. Pauline's cleavage was magnificent although Morag obviously wasn't wearing a brassiere and her nipples were tenting her cotton blouse. Quite frankly, I wouldn't have turned down a passionate session with either of them.

After Morag had approved and signed my amended proposal, Pete took me to the airport. Don't you find it difficult having your wife as your boss? I asked him.

Only occasionally. She gives me my annual appraisal with us both naked in the bath which makes it far more relaxed. Last year she rewarded me for leading the best sales office in the group by asking one of her friends, Liz, who also works with us to join us for a threesome. The friend had a huge pair of knockers. As I was taking her bra off, I read on the label 38DD. She gave me a tit-wank while Morag licked up my jism when I came all over Liz's tits. That was a true incentive to be best sales team next year.

We had arrived at the airport and I took the flight home.

For the following few weeks, I followed the same procedure of parking, flying, visiting TakeMeThere, checking the contractor's work, flying to London, getting my car from the car-park and returning home.

Finally, the work was complete, so I needed to take a van full of equipment to Glasgow to install. I drove to Glasgow, unloaded my van into the new conference room, parked the van in the hotel car park and spent the night in a hotel that I had booked together with the lovely, pneumatic Pauline the architect who I had met when I was unloading into the conference room and successfully propositioned.

Pauline and I went out for an evening meal at a restaurant called ‘The Ubiquitous Chip’ that didn’t seem to sell chips. Then back to my hotel for a brilliant several hour long shag during which I spurted into her accommodating snatch twice.

The following day, with my libido feeling totally satisfied from my night with the adventurous Pauline, but with my balls aching from over use, I took a taxi to the office, set all my equipment up, tested it and showed all the staff how it worked. Morag signed the document that she was happy with the installation, I probably won't be seeing you again. Thank you very much. Morag told me as she gave me a goodbye kiss on my lips. It was time