Dorm Tramps. Vol. 3: Lose the Haterade

By J. Bango

March goes hand in hand with several things when one is in college. Spring Break and a famous sports tournament, for example, are of the most prominent finds on any given calendar in that month. Jenna has interest in the one involving sand and a bikini. At least that is what she thought until landing in Cabo.
When Matt and the other boyfriends abandon the girls for the better part of a week, Jenna finds appreciation of a sport she knows little about until recently. An unsuspected friend is found in the NCAA’s bracketology—basketball. She could care less about the game; however, a free pass forms because of it and allows for sexual boundaries to expand—or blow up. A bonus, throwing the vacation into overdrive.
Life changes on this trip. New habits of desire and daring behaviors slap etiquette in the face. In other words, Jenna and her friends lose control on all fronts. What is found to be peculiar is how much better her days become as a result of these new perks. Her true freak from the shadows pokes its head into the sunlight of Mexico, promising to ride shotgun next to her on the way home. Call it a souvenir of the surprise type and that is sure to be a lifelong BFF.

• Language: English
• Publisher: J. Bango
• Release date: Mar 17, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370430222

J. Bango

#Chicklit for admirers of smart & #sexy satire, #romcom banter and #erotic word flavor. Life is hard―kick its ass. Love your fetish. #Collegehumor gone wild.Author of new adult fiction and romantic comedies. Realistic plots for today's reader, laced in satire and sexy, adult humor. A self-improvement book and an illustrated children's short story book are also available.My novels tend to bend towards a real-time and satirical view of the world with regards to all relationships˗˗friendships, lovers, family, education, career, all of it. There is no normal despite the fact that some spend a lifetime pursuing it. Normalcy is in the dysfunction of life. It's there; that the real fun and our most memorable times are created. Without loose threads, there is no laughter, no surprise, no reason to seek out anything or anyone. Simply put, I love characters who do what they want to do and make no excuses about it. They thrive and grow on experiences, which is exactly what the goal should be˗˗total freedom with no regret.I am a voracious reader when I'm not writing. My interests vary quite a bit with what I read and I guess that's what keeps me constantly searching for new concepts and perceptions. Nothing wrong with the classics mind you. Discovery can be found everywhere and it's enjoyable to see the birthing of imagination in others as they put pen to paper.It's also fair to say that I am very much a lover of the solitude and beauty that nature offers. Whether it be a lone sandy beach in the tropics, the gorgeous high country in Arizona or the ominous forests of upstate New York, I enjoy all of it. From time to time, I'll frequent a local brewery for a stout or two, but I certainly would never throw my nose up at a nice glass of red in the night time hours. Especially a rainy night with that perfect new book. Cheers!

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Dorm Tramps

A Short Story Series

Vol. 3: Lose the Haterade

Written by: J. Bango

Dorm Tramps.Vol.3: Lose the Haterade. © 2017 by David Schoenhofen. All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in or introduced into a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form, or by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise) without the prior written permission of both the copyright owner and publisher of this book, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, brands, media and incidences either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. The author acknowledges the trademarked status and trademark owners of various products referenced in this work of fiction. The publication/use of these trademarks is not authorized, associated with or sponsored by the trademark owners.

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This book contains adult content including language and sexual scenarios.

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March goes hand in hand with several things when one is in college. Spring Break and a famous sports tournament, for example, are of the most prominent finds on any given calendar in that month. Jenna has interest in the one involving sand and a bikini. At least that is what she thought until landing in Cabo.

When Matt and the other boyfriends abandon the girls for the better part of a week, Jenna finds appreciation of a sport she knows little about until recently. An unsuspected friend is found in the NCAA’s bracketology—basketball. She could care less about the game; however, a free pass forms because of it and allows for sexual boundaries to expand—or blow up. A bonus, throwing the vacation into overdrive.

Life changes on this trip. New habits of desire and daring behaviors slap etiquette in the face. In other words, Jenna and her friends lose control on all fronts. What is found to be peculiar is how much better her days become as a result of these new perks. Her true freak from the shadows pokes its head into the sunlight of Mexico, promising to ride shotgun next to her on the way home. Call it a souvenir of the surprise type and that is sure to be a lifelong BFF.

Additional books from J. Bango

Self-Improvement

A Thanksgiving for the Spirit Soul Series

Change You now

Let Go, Be Still and Rise

Harvesting the Power Within

Contemporary & New Adult Fiction

Contains Situational Satire, Adult Humor, Romance and Erotic Adventure

Diary of Decadence trilogy

Book 1: Waking Hunger

Book 2: Twisted Days

Book 3: Blissful Sin

Sideways to Paradise Series

Book 1: Skin Trader

Book 2: Evie’s Tribe

Book 3: Gypsy Nation

Stand Alone Novels

Island Lies

Short Story Series

Dorm Tramps

Vol. 1: Promo Girls

Vol. 2: Kill the Twerk

Vol. 3: Lose the Haterade

Vol. 4: The Brandy Files

Vol. 5: Pirates in G-strings

Adult Humor/Fantasy

Weed-Seed Conundrum

Children’s Shorts

Bedtime Stories and Lessons

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 Brackets and Break

Chapter 2 The Unraveling

Chapter 3 Dirty is Subjective

Chapter 4 No Shame in the Game

Chapter 5 Uno mas Gig, Por Favor

Chapter 6 Fourth Quarter Heat

Note from the Author

Chapter 1

Brackets and Break

Seriously? We are on Spring Break and you’re going to spend the next five days watching T.V?

It’s March Madness, Jenna.

Oh trust me; I see the madness in it for sure.

Don’t get all weird about this. It’s not a big deal.

Whatever. If you would rather hang with a bunch of drunk guys and watch basketball all day, as opposed to your gorgeous girlfriend…

That’s not the case, he said, turning to look at me with a Cut me some slack stare.

Matt and I stood in front of our individual mirrors and the long, marble counter below. A strange combination of browns and greens that seemed all too common throughout our hotel. Personally, I’ve seen pinkish hues in the polished slabs at other establishments and that would have been my designer choice. The muddy tones here is totally a cultural bias I suppose―residing vastly disassociated from cosmopolitan land. For example, a local jewelry vendor traded me a kick-ass shell necklace last night, in exchange for allowing him to slurp a shot of tequila from my navel. So what does that tell you?

Anyway, I noticed throughout the day and a half after our arrival that my boyfriend spent more time utilizing a mirror than I did as a rule. Men and their hair is beyond ridiculous and you would swear they consider it as intense as an eyebrow tweezing. I do appreciate a well-groomed man, however, and he certainly does keep up on his duties therein. Always, with the immaculately waxed chest and pubic area, which keeps me happy and reaching for his bod.

A few more seconds passed by with the two of us staring at one another and ending will sarcastic grins.

Do you want to borrow my mascara when I’m finished, pretty boy? So you can make sure all your buds wink at you during time-outs.

He watched me lean into the counter as I applied what little face I would be wearing to the pool party below. What he didn’t know; is that he himself was assigned the sink area that I also designated as Sadie’s. Her getting laid side of the bathroom foyer. Gross, but better him rather than me.

Jenna, if you want me to blow off the day and hang with you, I will.

By then, I had finished and sat on our bed next to my day bag of pool whatnots. It rested bulkier than usual, on account of most of the girls having the foresight to stock heavy in condoms before leaving home. We didn’t want to chance quality in Mexico. It’s also difficult to foresee when a bailout such as the one