Dorm Tramps. Volume 1: Promo Girls

By J. Bango

Sadie and Jenna are roommates on campus who tend to take some aspects of their life a little too seriously. Being young and somewhat naïve, does little to inhibit their confidence, however. That’s the positive side of naivete; one isn’t aware of any shortcomings. Verbal blunders, over-exaggeration and an excessively high perception of themselves isn’t something they attempt to hide from family or friends. In fact, you’d probably be looked at as crazed or inept if questioning them on such things.
A part-time job interweaves itself into a busy itinerary of class and an already over-scheduled sex life here within. The girls manage to muster up unending energy day after day, as only those living on their own for the first time can. To them, it’s just another season in “The Life” and juggling hot guys while attempting to flee dorm living is par for the course.
This short romp takes you on a one-week ride, in the midst of a first year semester and is nothing short of being filled with quirky fun. If you long for the days of pool parties and late night sleep overs on the fly, welcome back. If you haven’t been there yet, here’s a taste maybe, of what to look forward to. In between studying, of course. Be forewarned: These two ladies and the eighth floor have a distinct and subjective way of interpreting the concept of study sessions.

• Language: English
• Publisher: J. Bango
• Release date: Oct 17, 2015
• ISBN: 9781310532016

J. Bango

#Chicklit for admirers of smart & #sexy satire, #romcom banter and #erotic word flavor. Life is hard―kick its ass. Love your fetish. #Collegehumor gone wild.Author of new adult fiction and romantic comedies. Realistic plots for today's reader, laced in satire and sexy, adult humor. A self-improvement book and an illustrated children's short story book are also available.My novels tend to bend towards a real-time and satirical view of the world with regards to all relationships˗˗friendships, lovers, family, education, career, all of it. There is no normal despite the fact that some spend a lifetime pursuing it. Normalcy is in the dysfunction of life. It's there; that the real fun and our most memorable times are created. Without loose threads, there is no laughter, no surprise, no reason to seek out anything or anyone. Simply put, I love characters who do what they want to do and make no excuses about it. They thrive and grow on experiences, which is exactly what the goal should be˗˗total freedom with no regret.I am a voracious reader when I'm not writing. My interests vary quite a bit with what I read and I guess that's what keeps me constantly searching for new concepts and perceptions. Nothing wrong with the classics mind you. Discovery can be found everywhere and it's enjoyable to see the birthing of imagination in others as they put pen to paper.It's also fair to say that I am very much a lover of the solitude and beauty that nature offers. Whether it be a lone sandy beach in the tropics, the gorgeous high country in Arizona or the ominous forests of upstate New York, I enjoy all of it. From time to time, I'll frequent a local brewery for a stout or two, but I certainly would never throw my nose up at a nice glass of red in the night time hours. Especially a rainy night with that perfect new book. Cheers!

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Dorm Tramps

A Short Story Series

Vol. 1: Promo Girls

Written by: J. Bango

Dorm Tramps. Vol. 1: Promo Girls. © 2016 by David Schoenhofen. All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in or introduced into a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form, or by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise) without the prior written permission of both the copyright owner and publisher of this book, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, brands, media and incidences either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. The author acknowledges the trademarked status and trademark owners of various products referenced in this work of fiction. The publication/use of these trademarks is not authorized, associated with or sponsored by the trademark owners.

Note: Some minor language and sexual innuendoes. Not erotica.

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Sadie and Jenna are roommates on campus who tend to take some aspects of their life a little too seriously. Being young and somewhat naïve, does little to inhibit their confidence, however. That’s the positive side of naiveté; one isn’t aware of any shortcomings. Verbal blunders, over-exaggeration and an excessively high perception of themselves, isn’t something they attempt to hide from family or friends. In fact, you’d probably be looked at as crazed or inept if questioning them on such things.

A part-time job interweaves itself into a busy itinerary of class and an already over-scheduled sex life here within. The girls manage to muster up unending energy day after day, as only those living on their own for the first time can. To them, it’s just another season in The Life, and juggling hot guys while attempting to flee dorm living is par for the course.

This short romp takes you on a one-week ride, in the midst of a first year semester and is nothing short of being filled with quirky fun. If you long for the days of pool parties and late night sleep overs on the fly, welcome back. If you haven’t been there yet, here’s a taste maybe, of what to look forward to. In between studying, of course. Be forewarned: These two ladies and the eighth floor have a distinct and subjective way of interpreting the concept of study sessions.

Additional books from J. Bango

Self-Improvement

A Thanksgiving for the Spirit Soul Series

Change You now

Let Go, Be Still and Rise

Harvesting the Power Within

Contemporary & New Adult Fiction

Contains Situational Satire, Adult Humor, Romance and Erotic Adventure

Diary of Decadence trilogy

Book 1: Waking Hunger

Book 2: Twisted Days

Book 3: Blissful Sin

Sideways to Paradise Series

Skin Trader

Evie’s Tribe

Stand Alone Novels

Island Lies

Short Stories

Dorm Tramps Series

Vol 1: Promo Girls

Adult Humor/Fantasy

Weed-Seed Conundrum

Children’s Shorts

Bedtime Stories and Lessons

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 A week in the Life

Chapter 2 Dorm Exodus: Dreams of Luxury

Chapter 3 Patience and Rewards

Chapter 4 Meetings of Great Minds: Clothing Optional

Chapter 5 Knowing Your Place at the Head of the Table

Note from the Author:

Chapter 1

A week in the Life

Did you have sex with him, Sadie?

What? How would I? I went home with you.

Oh, and our place is a safe zone for your vagina? Please. How long have I known you?

It was a pool party, Jenna. He was cute and had a great body. What’s the sense in going to those shin-digs if I’m not going to shop around?

Yeah…well, your boy-toy is certainly into hands-on shopping. That freak manhandled you as if he’d mount your lounge and photo bomb you from the front. No camera required.

It was a massage. Nothing more.

Uhhh…yeah. Massages usually begin with the shoulders, not your inner thighs. From what I saw, he covered the space in between as well. You whored it up and in the process, made the rest of us girls look cheap as well. Poor form.

Whatever. I’m not a whore, Jenna. I was just getting to know him. It’s called socializing for your information. You know, ‘making the most of my collegiate experience; building a lifetime of relationships.’

Oh, is that what we’re calling public spectacles of foreplay now?

I wasn’t particularly happy with her, but also wouldn’t stay mad for very long. She definitely dropped the ball where etiquette is concerned in this instance; that much is true, yet I understand the needs. What she needs is an onramp to her own, private, rest area—maybe, one with an admission counter to the Glory Hole ride.

And, stop quoting that blurb from campus orientation, I continued. You were building an orgasm in front of two-hundred, horny and half-in-the-bag students. Nothing else.

So, what’s the problem?

"The problem is that he didn’t introduce me to any of his hot and grabby friends. I spent an hour listening to chicks asking me if I could get them a job repping with us. That’s totally lame on Saturday.

"Oh, stop whining, you sore loser. You need to be more assertive.