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You'd Be Surprised!
By Josh Nealis
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From the slightly demented, mildly peculiar, and absolutely perverted mind that brought you Stuffed Squirrels & Porcelain Angels...You'd Be Surprised! is a collection of stories and poems, each completely unique from the last. Comedic, heartwarming,terrifying, and insightful. This book has something for everyone,and a few things for nobody. Warning! This book is flammable, so please do not light it on fire. Another warning! Turning this book upside down makes it a lot harder to read. Last warning! If pregnant, or if you may become pregnant, don't smoke crack.
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