Friends With Batteries

By Miriam F. Martin

Candles? Check. Curtains drawn? Check. Webcam turned on?

Making love to a long-distance boyfriend comes with challenges. Especially the coming part. Gina enjoys Kyle’s weekly geyser show immensely. And she can squirt like a pro.

But only when he touches her in the right way.

She desperately wants to return the favor on cam.

If you enjoy quirky couple erotica, be sure to read Friends With Batteries.

Bonus short story included: Gone to the Dogs.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Hermit Muse Publishing
• Release date: Nov 18, 2016

Miriam F. Martin

Miriam F. Martin grew up wanting to be a cam girl, but excessive stage fright killed the dream. Her passion for getting strangers off over the wild worldwide web hasn’t died yet. So she focuses her time writing smutty books for smart people, like you. When not writing erotica, she also writes science fiction and fantasy. Her hobbies include playing the guitar badly, misinterpreting the future with Tarot cards, and over-analyzing dreams. She also enjoys first-person shooters, rogue-likes, and hidden object games. Her quest in life is to have a house full of cats. Miriam loves to hear from her fans, and she may be contacted through her agent, David Anthony Brown, at: david (at) danthonybrown (dot) com

Book preview

Siren’s Garter Presents:

Friends With Batteries

An Erotic Short Story

by

Miriam F. Martin

Bonus Story Included!

Gone to the Dogs

Hermit Muse Publishing

Copyright Information

Smashwords Edition

All Original Content

Copyright © 2016: David Anthony Brown

Published by: Hermit Muse Publishing

Cover image by: Sophie Davis/Dreamstime

Cover design by: D. Brown/Hermit Muse Publishing

This book is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. All rights reserved. This is a work of fiction. All characters and events portrayed in this book are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental. This book, or parts thereof, may not be reproduced in any form without permission.

This book contains erotic content, and is intended for adults over the age of 18.

CONTENTS

Friends With Batteries

Candles? Check. Curtains drawn? Check. Webcam turned on?

Making love to a long-distance boyfriend comes with challenges. Especially the coming part. Gina enjoys Kyle’s weekly geyser show immensely. And she can squirt like a pro.

But only when he touches her in the right way.

She desperately wants to return the favor on cam.

If you enjoy quirky couple erotica, be sure to read Friends With Batteries.

Bonus Story:

Gone to the Dogs

Kacy spends her afternoons staring out her front window, watching Josh the cute neighbor guy walk his pug. But as the summer heats up, she decides to put on her bikini and do a little gardening in her front yard.

Not the normal method to pick up guys, but Kacy has to do what she has to do. Josh has no choice in the matter.

The night isn’t over yet.

If you enjoy humorous erotica, be sure to check out Gone to the Dogs.

FRIENDS WITH BATTERIES

Tuesday night, very