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    The Joke Book for People Who Think Donald Trump is a Joke
    The Joke Book for People Who Think Donald Trump is a Joke
    The Joke Book for People Who Think Donald Trump is a Joke
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    The Joke Book for People Who Think Donald Trump is a Joke

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    On September 10, 1945, witnesses claim a Spaceship with Five Aliens aboard crashed
    on a Mule and Donkey ranch 50 miles outside New York City — an incident they say
    has been covered up by the military. On June 14, 1946 — almost exactly Nine Months
    after that day — Donald Trump was born. That clears up a lot of things.

    Whenever I go swimming in the Ocean, I always wear a T-Shirt that reads...“Donald
    Trump would make a Great President”...because I figure Even a Shark wouldn’t
    Swallow that.

    In the U.S.A. all Men are born Free and Equal...except for Donald Trump, who was
    born a little more free and equal...

    The saddest moment for a child is not when HE learns that Santa Claus isn’t real. It’s
    when HE learns that Donald Trump is.

    Blue-collar workers like Basketball. White-collar workers like Tennis. Heads of
    companies such as Donald Trump like Golf. Which means, the more successful you
    become...The smaller your balls get.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBearManor Media
    Release dateOct 11, 2016
    ISBN9781370926640
    The Joke Book for People Who Think Donald Trump is a Joke

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      The Joke Book for People Who Think Donald Trump is a Joke - The Unknown Comic

      The Beginning

      On September 10, 1945, witnesses claim a Spaceship with Five Aliens aboard crashed on a Mule and Donkey ranch 50 miles outside New York City — an incident they say has been covered up by the military. On June 14, 1946 — almost exactly Nine Months after that day — Donald Trump was born. That clears up a lot of things.

      Whenever I go swimming in the Ocean, I always wear a T-Shirt that reads…Donald Trump would make a Great President…because I figure Even a Shark wouldn’t Swallow that.

      In the U.S.A. all Men are born Free and Equal…except for Donald Trump, who was born a little more free and equal…

      The saddest moment for a child is not when HE learns that Santa Claus isn’t real. It’s when HE learns that Donald Trump is.

      Blue-collar workers like Basketball. White-collar workers like Tennis. Heads of companies such as Donald Trump like Golf. Which means, the more successful you become…The smaller your balls get.

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      On Donald Trump

      Donald Trump is a Man of Few Words, unless they’re about him.

      Donald Trump is outspoken…but not by many…

      Donald Trump is truly HIS own best friend…

      Donald Trump believes HE is not conceited, though HE admits HE has every right to

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