Decision 2016: Donald Trump, Election 2016

By Nick Vulich

Not sure who you should vote for?

Decision 2016 is a down and dirty look at Donald Trump, and the 2016 election. If you're on the fence about who to vote for. Or if you're wondering what all the fuss is about, this book will give you a quick overview of Donald Trump's personal, business, and political life. 

Here's a quick look at what you'll find inside 

• Donald Trump in cartoons


• Early presidential runs – 1988 and 2000


• Personal life – grandparents, parents, wives, and children


• Donald Trump - presidential jokester, or presidential joke?


• Donald Trump as a candidate. What's the attraction?


• By the book. Donald Trump in his own words


• Is he serious? Can he win?

Check out a sample, and see what you think 

Face it. Donald Trump is bat-shit crazy. But, he's tuned into the average man on the street. They're pissed off. They're tired of being shit on. And, Donald Trump is the only candidate that seems to get it 

"Make America Great Again" is the precise message these Americans want to hear. They don't care who says it. They just want to know the candidate who says it has the balls to make it happen. 

To many of these disaffected people, Trump appears to be the guy best able to make it happen. He's not afraid to say what he thinks. He's a little rough around the edges. In fact, he's anything but "politically correct." That's the real attraction of Donald Trump. He said it best, himself. "I think the big problem with this country is being politically correct." 
 

Invest a half hour. 

Discover more than you ever wanted to know about Donald Trump

• Language: English
• Publisher: Nick Vulich
• Release date: Jun 24, 2016
• ISBN: 9781536582314

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Table of Contents

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Table of Contents

Getting Started

First Steps

Let’s Get Personal

A Day in the Life: Candidate Trump

The Great Wall and Other Myths

Donald Trump by the Book

Lessons Learned

About the Author

Getting Started

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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

King Henry VII

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Are cartoons a good predictor of real life?

A 2000 episode of The Simpson’s foretold the election of Donald Trump, and the eventual bankruptcy of the country due to Trump’s spendthrift policies.

How’d it all happen?

During a drug induced (?) hallucination Bart catches a glimpse of a weird alternate future, where he is a loser, musician wannabe, and Lisa is president.  Our first view of Lisa shows her decked out in her best purple outfit, as she gets ready to address the nation. Right off the bat, she clears the air, and lets everyone know she is the first straight female president. Then she gets down to business.

Secretary Millhouse stands on the stage next to Lisa. He displays a chart that shows the economy’s downward spiral, while he relates the bad news. Apparently, the Donald’s decision to invest in our children’s future was a humongous mistake.

In disbelief, Lisa exclaims, The Country’s broke! How can that be?

The short answer, apparently, had something to do with midnight basketball, and the balanced breakfast program, among other failed initiatives introduced during the Trump presidency.

In the end, Bart tells Lisa about his vision. He somewhat distorts the truth to his benefit when he tells her how incredible his future is going to be, and how he will become part of a kickass band. When Lisa asks about her future, Bart implies she has some lame-ass job with the government.[1]

We could leave it there, but Donald Trump made a mysterious return to the Simpsons in a 90 second short produced in 2015, called The Trumptastic Voyage.[2]