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    My Robot Farts: My Robot Farts, #1
    My Robot Farts: My Robot Farts, #1
    My Robot Farts: My Robot Farts, #1
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    My Robot Farts: My Robot Farts, #1

    By Dingleberry Small

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    Daniel D. Drek has a problem. His new toy robot won’t stop farting, and even worse, he’s the one getting blamed. Can Danny boy put a cork in his robot’s farting habit once and for all, or will his parents ground him for all eternity?

    Intended for children 9-12.

    WARNING: This book is full of farts!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDingleberry Small
    Release dateOct 13, 2016
    ISBN9781536577372
    My Robot Farts: My Robot Farts, #1

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      My Robot Farts - Dingleberry Small

      My Robot Farts by Dingleberry SmallRobot saying hello

      My Robot Farts

      Dingleberry Small

      Also by Dingleberry Small

      Bully vs. Fart: The Early Daze

      Bully vs. Fart 2: Fart Wedding

      Bully vs. Fart 3: Liquid Menace

      Bully vs. Fart 4: Terminating Sara O'Connor's Fart

      Max Underpants

      My Robot Farts!

      My Robot Farts 2

      © 2015 Dingleberry Small. All rights reserved.

      No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.

      This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

      E-book layout, formatting and design by Dingleberry Small.

      Written, edited and produced in the United States of America. Dingleberry Small is proud to represent beautiful Orlando, Florida.

      Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Konstantin Androsov (all robot images), Julien Tromeur (#6807309), Elena Terletskaya (gas, #73360917).

      First Edition (v1.0)

      Published on August 22, 2015

      Last updated on October 14, 2016

      ISBN-13: 9781536577372

      Table of Contents

      Table of Contents

      Title Page

      Also by Dingleberry Small

      Copyright

      Dedication

      My Robot Farts

      Author's Note

      About

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