Fizzopolis #2: Floozombies!
By Patrick Carman and Brian Sheesley
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Harold Fuzzwonker, Floyd, and the Fizzies are under attack: Floozombies have invaded Pflugerville! Bestselling author Patrick Carman and Emmy-winning illustrator Brian Sheesley return with the second book in the hilarious and zany Fizzopolis series, perfect for fans of Big Nate and Stick Dog.
What do you get when you mix burptastic Fuzzwonker Fizz with crummy Flooze candy in the Fizzomatic machine? Floozombies, of course!
Harold Fuzzwonker, his best good buddy, Floyd, and the Fizzies have a real problem on their hands, in the shape of slimy, gloppy monsters. Not only must Harold protect Floyd and the secret recipe for Fuzzwonker Fizz from the sneaky Snood family, he also has to stop the Floozombies before they take over the town, all while guarding the biggest secret of all: Fizzopolis!
Patrick Carman
Patrick Carman is the New York Times bestselling author of over thirty books, including the acclaimed series the Land of Elyon and Floors and the teen superhero novel Thirteen Days to Midnight. A multimedia pioneer, Patrick authored The Black Circle, the fifth title in the 39 Clues series, and the Dark Eden, Skeleton Creek, Trackers, Fizzopolis, and Voyagers series. An enthusiastic reading advocate, Patrick has visited more than a thousand schools, developed village library projects in Central America, and created author outreach programs for communities. He lives in Walla Walla, Washington, with his family. You can visit him online at www.patrickcarman.com.
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Fizzopolis #2 - Patrick Carman
Dedication
For Karen, Sierra, and Reese—my three favorite girls
in the whole wide world
—P.C.
For Samanthaa and Jenna—my little angels
with Daddy’s sense of humor. So proud . . .
—B.S.
Contents
Dedication
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Excerpt from Fizzopolis: Snoodles!
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Back Ad
About the Author and Artist
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher
I’m Harold Fuzzwonker and I’m sitting in my classroom where Miss Yoobler is about to start a movie. Miss Yoobler has terrible taste in movies, and she never gives out popcorn. And she makes us take notes! Who takes notes during a movie?
Now, class,
Miss Yoobler droned. "The History of Flour is an informative and exciting documentary that will change the way you think about hot dog buns and pizza crust. Prepare to be moved."
The History of Flour was part four of a series we were watching. These movies make me feel like my eyeballs are going to fall out and roll around like marbles on the classroom floor. We’ve already completed The Story of a Chicken, Butter My Toast, and Super Cobs: The Amazing Journey of Corn.
Miss Yoobler turned off the lights and started the movie. The screen filled with rows of swaying wheat and the sound of a tractor.
My best friend, Sammy, leaned slightly toward me and said, I thought this movie was about pizza.
And hot dogs,
I added.
You two are total airheads,
Jeff Flasky said. Flasky had an enormous head and big, round eyes. He was also the smartest kid in class.
What does a field full of whatever that stuff is have to do with pepperoni pizza?
Sammy wondered. Flasky rolled his eyes as Miss Yoobler took three long strides toward us.
Zip it, Fuzzwonker,
Miss Yoobler said. She was the strictest teacher in the entire United States of America. Unfortunately, Sammy was in a talkative mood and she kept yammering about pizza and hot dogs. Miss Yoobler took three more steps and loomed over my left shoulder like Frankenstein.
Garvin Snood was sitting two desks over. He was always trying to figure out the secret of Fuzzwonker Fizz, so we had to be extra-super careful around him.
You boneheads are in for it now,
Garvin sniggered. He laughed like a hyena.
Miss Yoobler tapped her foot on the linoleum. It was like Chinese water torture.
Harold Fuzzwonker, come with me,
she finally said.
Take me!
Sammy said. I’ll gladly go to the principal’s office! Last time I went there they had donuts and better movies.
I picked up my backpack and Miss Yoobler marched me to an empty desk in the farthest back corner of the class. Sammy waved at me with a faraway look like we were separated by a giant river filled with crocodiles.
Let’s see if sitting in Siberia will help you concentrate, Mr. Fuzzwonker,
Miss Yoobler said. She stood next to me for a while, but then Garvin Snood threw a wad of paper at Jeff Flasky and hit him in the side of his huge head.
Garvin!
Miss Yoobler yelled, and then she was on the move toward Garvin’s desk.
I looked down at my backpack sitting on the floor. It was squirming wildly like a tennis ball was bouncing around inside. There were also muffled noises coming from under the flap.
Oh, great,
I said. I nudged the side of the bag with my foot and made a shhhhhhhh sound. For a second everything was calm, but then the whole bag rolled over on its side and flopped forward. I heard the sound of laughing in there. I grabbed my backpack and hauled it under my desk before it could flop and roll any farther away.
Calm down, little buddy!
I whispered. I’m already in enough trouble as it is.
In case you don’t know about my best good buddy who lives in my backpack, his name is Floyd. How he got there takes a little explaining, but since we’re watching a mindless movie about flour, I can take a second to fill you in.
The super-short story of how Floyd got in my backpack, by me, Harold Fuzzwonker (sure to be more interesting than The History of Flour):
My dad is Dr. Fuzzwonker, and he keeps a top secret laboratory under our house. It’s the biggest laboratory you’ve ever seen—like several football fields—because some of what my dad makes needs a lot of space to roam. He creates Fuzzwonker Fizz, the soda pop that produces the biggest burps in the world. It’s extremely popular stuff that comes in about one hundred flavors. You should try some!
Classroom status update: I need to speed this up because Floyd