Fangtastic Dragon Jokes: Best Kids Jokes

By Eileen Mueller

Dragon puns, jokes & riddles. Hungry dragons, fiery dragons, modern dragons, dragons in love, yo' dragon jokes, dragons in battle and more. Roll your eyes, groan, or burst out laughing.
Some of these jokes are so bad, they’re good. And others are so good, they’re bad! Whatever your taste, there will be something in Fangtastic Dragon Jokes for you.
Includes bonus excerpts from other cool dragon books and a link to a free kids’ dragon book.
So saddle your dragon up and fly through the pages, chuckling as you go.

Why are dragons good storytellers? Because they have long tails.

What did the polite dragon say? Fang you very much.

What do you give a seasick dragon? A very large fireproof bag.

What's the difference between a car and a dragon? A car only has one horn.

What do you call a dragon in the city? Lost.

Read on for hours of hilarious dragon-filled fun. Jokes are educational, using language features such as puns and riddles to stimulate children's imaginations. Laughter makes us feel good. Laughing releases endorphins, leaves our muscles relaxed, lowers stress and anxiety and improves heart function. And the good feeling that you get when you laugh remains with you even when the jokes stop.
Add some ridiculous dragon humor to your life with Fangtastic Dragon Jokes.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Eileen Mueller
• Release date: May 20, 2016
• ISBN: 9781310906091

Eileen Mueller

Eileen Mueller is a double SJV award-winning author of heart-pounding fantasy novels that will keep you turning the page. Dive into her worlds, full of magic, love, adventure and dragons! Eileen lives in New Zealand, in a cave, with four dragonets and a shape shifter, writing for young adults, children and everyone who loves adventure.Visit her website at www.EileenMuellerAuthor.com for Eileen’s FREE books, new releases or to become a Rider of Fire!

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Fangtastic Dragon Jokes

Edited by Eileen Mueller

© Copyright 2016

For my claw-some kids, who love laughing, and invented many of these jokes.

All rights reserved. This publication shall not be set alight by dragons, destroyed by knights, archived by princesses, stored in a retrieval system, reproduced, or transmitted by any means, without written permission of the editor. Any resemblance to dragons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Any resemblance to knights is only to the dead, because at last count, dragons had destroyed them all.

Cover design: Jan Mueller

Cover art: Phil Raney

Published by Phantom Feather Press, Wellington, New Zealand

Table of Contents

Why Dragon Jokes?

Why are Jokes Good for You?

Free Kids’ Dragon Book

Here be Dragons

Dragons at School

Dragons Crossing the Road

Dragons at Work

More Dragons

Fiery Dragons

Hungry Dragons

Fighting Dragons

Even More Dragons

Yo’ Dragon

More Hungry Dragons

Sporty Dragons

Modern Dragons

A Few More Dragons

Dragon Knock Knock Jokes

One Last Dragon Joke

Free Kids’ Books

Preview: Dragon Tales

Preview: Dragons Realm

Preview: Attack on Dragons Realm

About The Author

Acknowledgements

Why Dragon Jokes?

My kids have lots of fun telling dragon jokes. These are some of their favorites. Roll your eyes, groan or burst out laughing. Some are so bad, they’re good. And others are so good, they’re bad! Whatever your taste, there will be something in Fangtastic Dragon Jokes for you, including:

* A bonus link to a free kids’ dragon book.

* Bonus excerpts from other cool dragon books.

So saddle your dragon up and fly through the pages, chuckling as you go.

Why are jokes good for you?

Read on for hilarious dragon-filled fun. Jokes are educational; using