Look Jane, Look Spot, See Dick

By Richard Dick

Look Jane, Look Spot, See Dick
by Dick
This book describes in a few pages a lifetime of sexual activity from childhood to a questionable adulthood. It is an anthology, if you will, of sex as practiced by one individual. The book focuses on interesting, satisfying and sometimes funny sex practices for both partners. He also gives his anal sex technique that makes it enjoyable for both partners. The author remains anonymous to protect past partners. He recounts his experiences growing up in a non-sexual world and entry into the adult sexual world with its high emotional costs.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Richard Dick
• Release date: Mar 22, 2016
• ISBN: 9781311040350

Richard Dick

Bio of Richard DickHi:I’m Dick for short although I’ve been told it’s not so short. I wear size eleven shoes and the collars and cuffs match, if you know what I mean. I was writing under another name and not making any money. I decided I would do what everybody else does – write about sex. I have high standards though I use correct terminology for body parts - none of this ‘thing-a-ma-jig going into the whatcha-ma-callit’.I was born and raised in the Mid-West part of the United States, a very conservative area. I had to move away before I found that the word ‘fuck’ could be used in whole sentences. Everybody there is actually fucking their brains out but is keeping it a secret. I have no secrets about my sex life and therefore pride myself in being an honest SOB. I like to fuck; now that’s the honest truth. Women in the Mid-West, as a whole, like to fuck. They’re just secretive about it or they will be called all kinds of names, which just come down to: “LOVE THEY NEIGHBOR, BUT DON’T GET CAUGHT’.College in the Mid-West is a pain in the ass since there are all kinds of rules and you do not really get to know how to live your own life. I have the feeling that the bunche in the Mid-West colleges are being short-changed. No booze and no women in rooms – at least that’s the way it was in the 1960’s.A conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. Why does it hurt, because a bunch of religious zealots told you it’s evil and not to do it – thus handing you the big guilt trip that lasts all of your life? I think sex is fun and part of everyday life. All modern cultures say that women should be clothed at all times. The Muslim bunch takes it to the extreme and I prefer to think of it as just plain stupid. Man, however, should be clothed. After all, his sex organs are external and should be hidden from the curious minds of children. I am not impressed by big boobs – everything you can’t get into your mouth is just waste. I just love taking pot shots at the ‘status-quo’ parts of various cultures especially when it comes to sex.I’ve laid out my views, which defines who I am. Just buy my ‘fucking’ books.

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LOOK JANE,

LOOK SPOT,

SEE DICK

BY RICHARD DICK

TABLE OF CONTENTS

FOREWORD

CHILDHOOD

PRE-PUBERTY

PUBERTY

HIGH SCHOOL

COLLEGE

1ST JOB

MARRIAGE

EXTRAS

OLDER

POSTSCRIPT

FOREWORD

I’ve done my best to protect my identity to protect friends and acquaintances that I have become involved with on a personal level - namely sexual. If you figure out who I am, please continue to protect the identities of all other personages. Thank you.

This little book gives an idea of what sex is to a boy at a young age and a man as he ages. I don’t recommend any of the practices or encourage you to try them. That is also my lawyer’s advice.

I swear I had a first grade reading book that had just the wording that I used for the title. I admit I could have screwed it up in over seventy years but this is what I remember. I also remember the bitchy 70+ old maid that taught first grade - what a witch! I think being nasty was a pre-requisite for getting a job as a grade school teacher.

I think my high school home-room teacher for four years was an example of how mean a woman can get if she never got laid. We talked about paying someone to take her out and just plain fuck her - No takers. Maybe our allowances just wouldn’t stretch far enough. I’m glad she’s through having any effect on any other human being. Some of my classmates still mention her once in a while and we’re not kind.

The religious crowd has always advocated that: It is better to give than to receive - or something close to that. In sex it is true and better explained as: If you give well, you will recieve well. It’s hokey but it happens to be true. If you only think of yourself during sex with a partner you will find yourselves doing sex only with yourself, eventually - and you deserve it.

I let the world make me a cynic and I enjoy the outlook I have and sometimes I enjoy the humor in it. That’s the best of it.

CHILDHOOD

If children aren’t supposed to know about sex then why do we tell them that there is a difference between