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    What's Goin' Down at the DMV? (An Erotic Short Story)
    What's Goin' Down at the DMV? (An Erotic Short Story)
    What's Goin' Down at the DMV? (An Erotic Short Story)
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    What's Goin' Down at the DMV? (An Erotic Short Story)

    By Largent C. Lange

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    Neil's Friend with Benefits Lana has come over with a six pack and a libido the size of a cruise liner. Too bad for Neil that he's just remembered he forgot to renew his drivers' license. Maybe if he begs the lady at the DMV, or knows the right buttons to push, he can get her to bend the rules for him before Lana's fire turns to ash.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLargent C. Lange
    Release dateAug 16, 2015
    ISBN9780463652152
    What's Goin' Down at the DMV? (An Erotic Short Story)

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      What's Goin' Down at the DMV? (An Erotic Short Story) - Largent C. Lange

      What's Goin' Down at the DMV?

      Largent C. Lange

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      Smashwords Edition

      Copyright 2015 by Largent C. Lange

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      Smashwords Edition License Notes: This ebook is free. Go ahead and share it. Reverse Engineer it. Read it to your loved one as he or she pleasures you. Just don’t blame me if some prude gives you a dirty look.

      This is a work of fiction. All characters, places, and events portrayed in this novel are products of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to persons living or dead, locales, or events is entirely coincidental.

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      The skateboard cartwheeled away from the soles of the DC’s the moron wore, smearing a priceless gape of horror across his normally slack jaw. Brow still furrowed in concentration, as if he had a chance of willing the board back under his feet, mouth spreading in an O of impending calamity, the little punk had milliseconds before physics kicked in and turned his body into a pinata at Ronda Rousey’s birthday party. In fluid slo-mo, his flailing legs pawed at the air for purchase on anything solid, kicking out on either side of the galvanized-pipe handrail he’d just failed to grind, until his nutsack brought an abrupt end to his flight.

      Daniel Tosh said something funny but the knock on Neil’s apartment door covered it up.

      "Shit."

      If this was another of those high-school douchebags selling football raffle tickets...

      He bent to get a look

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