499 Funny and Serious “Life” Quotes Part 2
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This ebook is a collection of funny and serious life quotes. They have been collected over a period of many years. They have come from magazines, catalogs, newspapers, friends and relatives, etc.
Thomas J. Strang
Tom is semi-retired from the accounting profession where he worked for 30 years as a bookkooper, auditor, accounting manager and assistant controller. He currently operates his own accounting, bookkeeping and tax service. He is currently married to Jennifer. He has 2 children Michael and Gracie. Michael is a computer technician and Gracie is a dental assistant. He has always loved books and collecting quotes for many, many years. He tries to live by them since they provide motivation and inspiration.
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499 Funny and Serious “Life” Quotes Part 2 - Thomas J. Strang
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499 Funny and Serious Life
Quotes Part 2
Thomas J. Strang
Published by Thomas J. Strang at Smashwords
Copyright 2015 Thomas J. Strang
Smashwords Edition, License Notes
Thank you for downloading this eBook. This book remains the copyrighted property of the author and may not be redistributed to others for commercial or non-commercial purposes. If you enjoyed this book, please encourage your friends to download their own copy from their favorite authorized retailer. Thank you for your support.
The following quotes have been collected over a period of years which has been very time consuming. We can now share them with you. Many thanks to all the authors for their contributions. Many thanks to the staff for their invaluable assistance.
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Biography:
I thought it would be appropriate to include a biography. I have always loved quotations and have tried to live by them. This, of course, includes The Holy Bible as well. We live in a world where so many bad things happen, I would prefer to uplift people rather than tear them down Anyway, I am a veteran of the accounting and computer professions. My father told me to enter it many years ago and you will never be out of work. He was right! He also said, The U.S. economy is rapidly becoming a service economy where products will be made somewhere else.
This was a man with a 6th grade education who worked for United States Steel Corporation for 42 years. He was an auto mechanic, plumber and carpenter. He could handle just about anything mechanical. Well, after 30 years in the professions I decided to open my own practice. Sounds easy! Just remember, you have to be willing to work 80 hours a week for yourself so you won’t have to work 40 hours a week for someone else. I have been married for 15 years to Jennifer. We have 2 children, Michael and Gracie. Michael is a computer technician and Gracie is a dental assistant. All proceeds from the sale of this book will go to help the poor. This will help people get back on their feet again. More to follow.
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About this Ebook:
Life is full of uncertainties which can make it depressing, gratifying, beautiful and stressful. Only by accepting what we are dealt can we appreciate the highs and lows. In this book you will experience life through the power of quotes. I have received numerous compliments from readers of the paperback version. The quotations in this ebook were manually collected over a period of many years. The sources include newspapers, television, magazines, catalogs, billboards, friends, relatives, etc.
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