499 Funny and Serious “Life” Quotes Part 7
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This ebook is a collection of funny and serious life quotes. They have been collected over a period of many years. They have come from magazines, catalogs, newspapers, friends and relatives, etc.
Thomas J. Strang
Tom is semi-retired from the accounting profession where he worked for 30 years as a bookkooper, auditor, accounting manager and assistant controller. He currently operates his own accounting, bookkeeping and tax service. He is currently married to Jennifer. He has 2 children Michael and Gracie. Michael is a computer technician and Gracie is a dental assistant. He has always loved books and collecting quotes for many, many years. He tries to live by them since they provide motivation and inspiration.
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499 Funny and Serious “Life” Quotes Part 7 - Thomas J. Strang
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499 Funny and Serious Life
Quotes Part 7
Thomas J. Strang
Published by Thomas J. Strang at Smashwords
Copyright 2015 Thomas J. Strang
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Biography:
In this edition, I thought it would be appropriate to include a biography. I have always loved quotations and have tried to live by them. This, of course, includes The Bible as well. We live in a world where so many bad things happen, I would prefer to uplift people rather than tear them down Anyway, I am a veteran of the accounting and computer professions. My father told me to enter it many years ago and you will never be out of work. He was right! He also said, the U.S. economy is rapidly becoming a service economy where products will be made somewhere else. This was a man with a 6th grade education who worked for United States Steel Corporation for 42 years. He was an auto mechanic, plumber and carpenter. He could handle just about anything mechanical. Well, after 30 years in the professions I decided to open my own practice. Sounds easy! Just remember, you have to be willing to work 80 hours a week for yourself so you won't have to work 40 hours a week for someone else. I have been married for 15 years to Jennifer. We have 2 children, Michael and Gracie. Michael is a computer technician and Gracie is a dentist assistant. All proceeds from the sale of this book will go to help the poor. This will help people get back on their feet again. More to Follow.
Enjoy and God Bless,
Tom
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About this Ebook:
Life is full of uncertainties which can make it depressing, gratifying, beautiful and stressful. Only by accepting what we are dealt can we appreciate the highs and lows. In this ebook you will experience life through the power of quotes. Hope you enjoy it. The quotations in this ebook were collected over a period of many years from the following sources: television, radio, newspapers, catalogs, brochures, posters, billboards, friends and relatives and many others.
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499 Funny and Serious Life
Quotes (Part 1) 001 to 499
499 Funny and Serious Life
Quotes (Part 2) 001 to 499
499 Funny and Serious