Like to Be a John
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This was written a very long time ago, when someone offered to “pay me” for some rap lyrics. I never finished this, and obviously, for a list of good reasons. I thought that someone might get a good laugh at my expense about it, so here you go.
I ain't been to em all
But I been to one
One time I was lonely
And needed affection
She had me tied up
Gave me erections
What a selection
Of kinky thangs
Had Mr. Winky movin like a slinky
With whips and chains
Jason Wallace Poetry
This is the page for my poetry. I have separated some of my poetry from my books to make things easier for readers. Make sure to check out my other poetry at https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/jasonwallace1982.
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