Judgement Day: 199 Brazen Excuses
By Jay Burnett
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How will you justify your actions on Judgement Day?
Maybe you can just brazen things out; after all it worked down here, most of the time.
You must have noticed how all around you greed, anger, envy and worse sins are being committed, to say nothing of the crimes ending up on the news.
If there is to be a Judgement Day, what excuses will all those people have to offer?
It will be fascinating to see the formerly wealthy, famous, smug and powerful squirm. Observing their behaviour now, it is not hard to guess how they'll try to argue. 199 possible excuses are collected here in this short ebook, as a preview of that momentous occasion, and a wry look at humanity's self-serving nature.
Here's hoping that none of them will lead to a commutation of penalties, and that each and every one of us will end up getting our just deserts, no more and no less.
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Judgement Day - Jay Burnett
Excuses, excuses....
With enough brazen confidence you can get away with a lot these days. Even if our conscience becomes a bit ruffled at times, there are many proven ways to soothe it.
Yet most of the people you see cheerfully sinning all around you profess to believe in an eternal afterlife, where they, and every one of us, will face an impartial judgement.
Hopefully they are right, and there will indeed be a Judgment Day.
Don’t you look forward to hearing those self-serving weasel-words, indignant justifications and vapid excuses, all that whining and gnashing of teeth? Such reactions can be confidently expected, given our self-indulgent times.
In the meantime, maybe on a personal level it would be prudent to minimise or avoid actions which will require such excuses.
How many of these exculpatory phrases have you already used in THIS life, to yourself or to others? Who else among the people you know, or in the media and entertainment worlds, not