King Toot: 101 Revolting Rhymes for Little Monsters
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“Oh the toots, that left King Tut; When they first, unwrapped his butt!” So begins my gassy, grody and very silly collection of 101 revolting rhymes for little monsters. But it’s not just mummies that fill this grody collection. Here monsters of all ages will find tales of goblin boogers and grinning ghosts and cackling witches and werewolf farts! Includes a bonus chapter for teachers and parents on how to turn these festive poems into teachable moments for your own little monsters!
Rusty Fischer
Rusty Fischer is a full-time freelance writer, multi-published ghostwriter and the author of dozens of published books across a variety of genres, from nonfiction to fiction, including his popular A Living Dead Love Story series from Medallion Press. Visit him at www.rustyfischer.com to read more!
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King Toot - Rusty Fischer
King Toot:
Revolting Rhymes for Little Monsters
By Rusty Fischer, author of Upon Halloween
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King Toot
Rusty Fischer
Copyright 2014 by Rusty Fischer
Smashwords Edition
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This is a work of fiction. All of the names, characters, places and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or, if real, are used fictitiously.
Disclaimer: The lesson plans suggested in the Bonus Chapter
of this book are meant merely as a guideline in your home or classroom. Try them out first to see if they are appropriate for your class level or age group. For that matter, preview the poems in this collection to make sure they are appropriate for your little monster
as well.
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Author’s Note:
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