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    Zombies Don't Pucker: A YA Valentine Story
    Zombies Don't Pucker: A YA Valentine Story
    Zombies Don't Pucker: A YA Valentine Story
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    Zombies Don't Pucker: A YA Valentine Story

    By Rusty Fischer

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    When two hapless bloggers make the scoop of the year -- that zombies can actually talk!!! -- they get the surprise of their lives: being fed to the zombie to cover up the "evidence"! But Zed is one zombie who'd rather let the bloggers go to tell their tale, even if it means paying the ultimate price!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRusty Fischer
    Release dateMar 9, 2013
    Zombies Don't Pucker: A YA Valentine Story
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    Rusty Fischer

    Rusty Fischer is a full-time freelance writer, multi-published ghostwriter and the author of dozens of published books across a variety of genres, from nonfiction to fiction, including his popular A Living Dead Love Story series from Medallion Press. Visit him at www.rustyfischer.com to read more!

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