50 Days Worse Than Yours
By Justin Racz
2.5/5
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About this ebook
Whether you're a kid ("Picked last in gym-again"), a new parent ("Barney invented"), or facing down middle age ("AARP card arrives"), you can be sure to find some comfort in this riotous compilation of things gone wrong. After all, it could have been much, much worse...
Justin Racz is the author of 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours, 50 Relatives Worse Than Yours, 50 Jobs Worse Than Yours and J.Crewd. He is an advertising copywriter and lives in New York City.
Alec Brownstein is a film director and advertising copywriter. He lives in New York City and was a contributing writer on 50 Relatives Worse Than Yours.
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Reviews for 50 Days Worse Than Yours
19 ratings2 reviews
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Amusing and quick to read but the book isn't much more than fluff.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Amusing take on how things could be much worse then simply being stuck in a cubicle.
Book preview
50 Days Worse Than Yours - Justin Racz
50
DAYS
WORSE
THAN
YOURS
BY THE SAME AUTHOR
50 Jobs Worse Than Yours
50 Relatives Worse Than Yours
50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours
50
DAYS
WORSE
THAN
YOURS
Justin Racz
with Alec Brownstein
BLOOMSBURY
For our mothers, Ellen and Judy.
Contents
1. Adam and Eve Eat Apple
2. Bris
3. Hunting with Cheney
4. SATs
5. Stranded at Airport
6. Saturday A.M. Violin Practice
7. Shark Bite
8. Lost the Spelling Bee
9. Ran Out of Ketchup
10. Bridesmaid, Yet Again
1 1. Bought Titanic Tickets
12. Not This Dog's Day
13. Birthmas
14. AARP Card Arrives
15. Jury Duty
16. Getting Whacked
17. Ousted from Clique
18. Valentine-less Day
19. Jeopardy Loser
20. Tattoo Typo
21. Bank Hostage
22. Colonoscopy
23. Broke a Nail
24. Judgment Day
25. Pimple on Prom Night
26. Forgot Permission Slip
27. Saturday at the Water Park
28. Gas Hits$3.19/Gallon
29. Latte Hits $3.69/Grande
30. Suntan 360°
31. Team-Building Field Trip
32. When Pigeons Attack
33. Wheelie Gone Awry
34. Ricky Gets Atomic Wedgie
35. Twenty-one Years and One Day Old
36. Ate Bad Oyster
37. Bad Break
38. New BB Gun
39. Not Enough Snow for a Snow Day
40. Flu, Day 5
41. Mailed Priceless Stamp
42. Buried
43. Mayday, Mayday!
44. Ran with the Bulls
45. First Day Back at the Gym
46. Rabies Vaccination Day
47. Nonagenarian Renews Driver's License
48. Fastball in the Nuts
49. Thanksgiving at the In-laws'
50. Your Last Day
51. Your Day
1. Adam and Eve Eat Apple
According to Genesis, Eve wanders from Adam and is tempted by Lucifer, in the form of a serpent, who seduces Eve into tasting the forbidden fruit from the Tree of Knowledge.
God.
It was delicious.
Only expulsion from Eden, original sin, mortality—no big deal.
When God says