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    Top 100 Ways to Ruin the Holidays
    Top 100 Ways to Ruin the Holidays
    Top 100 Ways to Ruin the Holidays
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    Top 100 Ways to Ruin the Holidays

    By Holly Whittaker

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    Sick of those in-laws asking you over every year? Tired of the kids expecting you to blow six months worth of paychecks on Christmas? Or maybe you just can't stomach the idea of another bite of Grandma's turkey. Whatever the reason, here are a hundred ways to make sure no one will ever want to spend the holidays with you again.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHolly Whittaker
    Release dateDec 9, 2014
    ISBN9781310443688
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