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    The Easy Way Out......(?!)
    The Easy Way Out......(?!)
    The Easy Way Out......(?!)
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    The Easy Way Out......(?!)

    By Lachlan Barker

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    Jarryd had a problem, he had nothing to live for.
    His job was a dead end, his apartment was manky, his car only barely fitted the description - congealed rust with four wheels, may have been a better epithet - and now his girlfriend of seven years had dumped him.
    What else to do but kill yourself?
    However, As Jarryd was to discover, killing yourself is lot damn harder than it looks.
    He could have handled the failure, if it didn't cost so much money each time he failed.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLachlan Barker
    Release dateNov 20, 2014
    ISBN9781310765957
    The Easy Way Out......(?!)
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    Lachlan Barker

    Lachlan Barker is an author who lives in Byron Bay, Australia.When not constantly complaining on the internet, he surfs, cycles or works as a gardener.He entered rehab for booze and pot in 2008 and hasn't looked back since.He has been on every continent except South America and Antarctica, and they're next.

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