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Madam - Prostitutes, Punters and Puppets: Memoirs of a Very British Brothel
Madam - Prostitutes, Punters and Puppets: Memoirs of a Very British Brothel
Madam - Prostitutes, Punters and Puppets: Memoirs of a Very British Brothel
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MADAM

Winner of 'Publication of the Year 2012' Global Erotic Awards

Winner of Non-Fiction Brit Writers Award 2012

Nobody wakes up one day and thinks, 'I know, I'll run a brothel!' It was more a case of stumbling, quite by accident into the profession.

Madam is a riotously funny and touching peek through the keyhole of provincial massage parlours.

Becky Adams escorts you through her memoirs, from her challenging childhood to brothel keeping in Buckinghamshire.

Her outrageous story is a witty and thought provoking tale of betrayal, friendship, love and loyalty.
From saucy scandals and soft toys, to raids, robberies and ‘fancy fetishes’ all accompanied by a nice cup of tea and a ginger nut biscuit.

The truth really is stranger than fiction.
LanguageEnglish
PublisherBookBaby
Release dateFeb 10, 2012
ISBN9780957148925
Madam - Prostitutes, Punters and Puppets: Memoirs of a Very British Brothel

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