Comical Occurrences
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Comical Occurrences chronicles the experiences of a comedian wandering through the funhouse halls of this weird world. Some of the stories contained in this collection "really happened." Hopefully all of them will inspire a few chuckles.
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Comical Occurrences - Christopher S. Ackerman
Comical Occurrences chronicles the experiences of a life lived on the precipice of bad taste. Staring into the abyss of the magic-mirror below, one perceives the way things look from the clown’s wry perspective. Amidst a society bent on stupid seriousness and ‘business as usual,’ those who the author calls blessed refuse to accept (or accommodate) the blind Magician running the show of world politics/professional ethics. These jesters hardly see the gun commanding them to sing. Nor, despite the king’s presumption or their flare for the dramatic, does joy proceed from their personalities except by virtue of their own self-intoxication. Call them Cartoonish Characters, Jokers, Comedians, Screwups: they are the divine souls dancing on the graves of the eternally dismal. My friends!
COMICAL OCCURRENCES
CHRIS ACKERMAN
Copyright © 2014 Chris Ackerman
All Rights Reserved
Smashwords Edition
CONTENTS
1. Vegas in a Vending Machine
2. The Curious Case of the Stone-faced Hysteric
3. Oral-B Girl
4. Arabesque Interrupted
5. R&R Target Practice
6. Would You Like Whipped Cream with That Nozzle?
7. Screwball Roger’s Rain Dance
8. Ashes, Ashes, We All Eat Ice Cream
9. He’s in Squirrel Heaven Now
10. Felix, the Cat
11. Tasmanian Touchdown
12. Little Reggie Jackson (Urban Legend)
13. Cockroach Coffee
Comical Occurrences
A few find joy in pleasure
Most muddle through the pain
But there are some,
The ‘bottom-rung’ –
Who only laugh out in the rain.
—Barnum or Bailey
Vegas in a Vending Machine
The Coke machine didn't work. As I stood there pressing