Dinosaur Ghost

By Christamar Varicella

Only in this short, humorous romp can one bear witness to rampaging dinosaur ghosts as they visit a creationist museum, disrupt a gun rally, crash CPAC, eat the right wing of the Supreme Court, and come face to face with Donald J. Trump.

The satirical novella parodies the science fiction/horror genre while simultaneously skewering republican politics, and it is the only book ever written willing to tell the truth about what really killed the dinosaurs. Spoiler Alert: It was gay marriage!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Christamar Varicella
• Release date: Aug 24, 2014
• ISBN: 9781311397454

Christamar Varicella

Christamar Varicella is the author of the The Reverend, Too Weird, and Dinosaur Ghost. He posts chapters of his novel-in-progress Blood Cries at christamar.com.

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