MILF Soup

By Janno Jones

Joe's girlfriend Toni is skinny and prudish, and he's starved for sex. His Aunt Beulah mixes up a magical soup that turns Toni into a chubby, sexy MILF who likes wearing skintight, tacky clothes and talking with a Russian accent. Now she wants nothing more than to have wild, crazy sex all the time. Although Joe loves the new Toni, he is worried she'll embarrass him at the college where he teaches. It looks like a disaster is brewing when he takes Toni to a poetry reading and faculty reception for a famous English poet. Things start out badly when Toni drinks too much and makes rude comments about the poet. Will Joe get fired? Or, will Toni make all the professors very happy with her oral skills? Read this book to find out!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Janno Jones
• Release date: Jul 16, 2014
• ISBN: 9781311447456

Janno Jones

Janno Jones has a healthy imagination and likes to write funny, naughty books. These stories are about adults and for adults. They are not intended for minors. If you're an adult, though, and you like your erotica with some humor mixed in, enjoy! By the way, I'm on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/user/jannojones and I'm on Google Plus here: https://plus.google.com/u/0/111486734673758856611/about

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MILF SOUP

SEXY WEIGHT GAIN STORY

BY JANNO JONES

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MILF SOUP

BY JANNO JONES

She’s too skinny, your girlfriend, Joe’s Aunt Beulah said. She needs to eat more, put some meat on her bones.

Aunt Beulah was from the old country, and even though she’d lived in America for 30 years, she still talked like she just got off the boat. She was a voluptuous woman with big curves, an ample chest and thick legs. She wore thick makeup all the time, and her hair was dyed bright red even though she was in her 60s. She clinked when she walked because of all the jewelry she wore, and she was never seen in anything but a dress and high heels. She was all woman, and she didn’t like the way young girls in America walked around in jeans and t-shirts all the time, with their hair tied up sloppily, and hardly any makeup on.

That is not a woman, she’d say, pointing to one of them on the street. I don’t know what it is, but it is no woman.

Joe’s girlfriend Toni was a case in point. From her name, which Aunt Beulah swore was a man’s name, to her style of dress, to her skinny body, Aunt Beulah joked that Toni was really a man in drag.

Very unglamorous drag at that.