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    Man Fail: Stupid Things Men Do
    Man Fail: Stupid Things Men Do
    Man Fail: Stupid Things Men Do
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    Man Fail: Stupid Things Men Do

    By Marion Appleby

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    In Man Fail, readers will find a fantastic selection of the side-splitting bloopers, mistakes and misunderstandings that have been boldly uttered by the male sex. Spanning from the rich and famous, to the everyday man on the street and with hilarious anecdotes that defy belief and typify the failings of the male species in general - examples include:
    'Half this game is 90 per cent mental.' (Danny Ozark, one-time Major League baseball manager)
    'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.' (Greg Norman, golfer)
    'If only faces could talk...' (Pat Summerall, sports broadcaster)
    This is a shamefully funny collection of male stupidity at its finest (and most embarrassing), guaranteed to have you laughing out loud!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMichael O'Mara
    Release dateNov 30, 2012
    ISBN9781843179856
    Man Fail: Stupid Things Men Do

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      Very funny. Silly but funny. In fact you may even laugh out loud while you’re reading.

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