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    Deadgirl
    Deadgirl
    Deadgirl
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    Deadgirl

    By Quintin Fortune

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    Deadguy finds out what it's like to live as the 'fairer sex' and we find out just what happens when Our Hero ends up in a woman's body. This is SFW, so don't get too excited. Well, as SFW as the Professional Heroes can be.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherQuintin Fortune
    Release dateJul 1, 2014
    ISBN9781311803597
    Deadgirl
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    Quintin Fortune

    Hello Heroes, Quintin Fortune here, the Literary Kung Fu Master. They wanted a bio, and I think I just summed everything up in the first sentence, so enjoy my stuff!

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      Deadgirl - Quintin Fortune

      Deadgirl

      Quintin Fortune

      Published by Quintin Fortune at Smashwords

      Copyright 2014 Quintin Fortune

      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      Thank you for downloading this ebook. This book remains the copyrighted property of the author, and may not be redistributed to others for commercial or non-commercial purposes. If you enjoyed this book, please encourage your friends to buy their own copy from their favorite authorized retailer. Thank you for your support.

      This won't end well, Deadguy muttered, narrowly avoiding another blast. The nightclub was in a panic as a man dressed like a woman was firing a mix of pink and blue energy from what appeared to be a blender modified into a gun. He dove behind a bar to find Kiri working on something on her smartphone. Kir, is now really a good time for a statues update?

      Anytime's a good time for a statues update, she answered. Besides, I already posted one. Now I'm trying to figure out what that weapon is and how I can hack it.

      You can't hack a gun.

      Watch me.

      Better idea. How about we just ask him? Our Hero stood up from behind the bar. Hey you, person! What the hell is that blasty gunny thing?

      The person stopped and glared at him. Watch how you address a lady, she said.

      Okay, Miss whoever you are.

      Ann, she announced proudly. Ann Drogyne.

      Deadguy tilted his head. Run that one by me again.

      No. She quickly fired off a blast from her gun. It knocked Our Hero back into the shelves behind the bar, debris and bottles crashing down on him.

      Deadguy, Kiri yelled. She pushed some of the mess off, only to stop suddenly.

      I'm fine Kir, a gruff woman's voice replied. I feel smoother, but fine.

      Um, Dead...guy, she questioned.

      "Why are you

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