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* I am Lesbian Domme seeking a willing and compliant pet for use and abuse. I am naturally tanned, with toned legs and a firm ass. My breasts are an ample yet firm 36D. I consider myself to be caring but with an evil and depraved side. I particularly like all things sharp, pointy and very ouchie. For your part you need to be a born woman and open to most things. I also require that you are feminine as butch girls do nothing for Me.

* Male slaves will apply respectfully and expect to be treated like the dogs that they are. You shall explain to me why I should take the time to reply to your pathetic email and why I should waste my time training you.

* I have a full service dungeon, the best in town, you'll be honored to be beaten there.

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This publication contains 3 ebooks which are normally sold separately. Your three ebooks are presented in this order:
1) Special Things To Do During 3 Hours of Sex: A Step-by-step Guide
2) The PS-Spot Orgasm: Don't Wait Any Longer For This Kind of Pleasure
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Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual content and BDSM. All sexually active characters are at least 18 years of age.

• Language: English
• Publisher: GNP
• Release date: Feb 2, 2013
• ISBN: 9781301434060

Phil G

As a young man in the pre-internet age I experienced Dom/sub erotic fantasies that I now know were of aBDSM nature. Frankly because of these sexual fantasies I was concerned that I might have some emotional issues, or even be "unbalanced". Then one night I found a lady that wanted me to spank her! Wow! Then I found more ladies that liked the male to pursue a more intensely dominant sexual role with them. Clearly there were a lot more people out there having these Dominant/submissive fantasies than society was letting on! Then came the Internet and thankfully BDSM really came out of the closet.My personal experiences with BDSM dates back to the 70s and I have now written over 100 BDSM and sex manual books. I retained my BDSM related knowledge, experiences and fantasies and am grateful to be able to share them with you in what has progressively become a much bigger market.Here are some of my dozens of books:*BDSM Master/slave Contract*The Absolutely Essential Book of BDSM and S&M Rules*Things To Do During 3 Hours of Sex; A Step-by-step Guide*Dramatic Weight Loss Using BDSM*Playtime At The Dom Den; A Step-by-step Guide*The Absolutely Essential Guide to Great BDSM and S&M Sex*The Absolutely Essential Dominant/submissive Playtime Experience*The Absolutely Essential BDSM Sexual Experience*The Ultimate Collection of S&M and BDSM Rules For Female Submissives and Slaves*Master and submissive or slave BDSM Contract*Have Awesome BDSM Sex*Spanking Dictionary*Spanking Contract*BDSM Rules*Bed Arrest, the Punishment for BDSM EnthusiastsThank you for stopping by!

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1) Special Things To Do During 3 Hours of Sex: A Step-by-step Guide

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*The Absolutely Essential Guide to Great BDSM and S&M Sex

*The Absolutely Essential Dominant/submissive Playtime Experience

*The Absolutely Essential BDSM Sexual Experience

*The Ultimate Collection of S&M and BDSM Rules For Female Submissives and Slaves

*Master and submissive or slave BDSM Contract

*Have Awesome BDSM Sex

*Spanking Dictionary

*Spanking Contract

*BDSM Rules

*Bed Arrest, the Punishment for BDSM Enthusiasts

This ebook is sold and/or distributed with the understanding that the publisher and author is not engaged in rendering legal or other professional services. This ebook and its subject matter is for entertainment purposes only. In this publication there may be inadvertent inaccuracies including technical inaccuracies, typographical inaccuracies and other possible inaccuracies.  The writer and publisher of this publication expressly disclaim all liability for the use or interpretation by anybody of information contained in this publication.  The author, publisher and distributors of this publication hereby disclaim any and all liability for any loss or damage caused by errors or omissions resulted from negligence, accident, or any other causes.  If legal advice or other expert assistance is required, the services of a competent professional person in a consultation capacity should be sought. Products, services and websites’ content vary with time. Please verify any published information.

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