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    I Accidentally Ate The Whole Thing
    I Accidentally Ate The Whole Thing
    I Accidentally Ate The Whole Thing
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    I Accidentally Ate The Whole Thing

    By Hans Brouwer

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    This story was written for a contest, had to be less than 500 words and had to start with the first sentence. An absurd conversation between two men about.. yeah, about what, actually?
    EDIT: Changed how the dialogue was presented(bold and italics), because it gave too much trouble to advance to premium.
    Edited two words.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHans Brouwer
    Release dateJul 24, 2012
    ISBN9781301592517
    I Accidentally Ate The Whole Thing
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    Hans Brouwer

    Working as a translator/copywriter I have decided to try my hand at English short stories. Comments are welcome, I am not a native English speaker, no doubt I use some 'strange' English...;-)

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