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    Ratburger Salad
    Ratburger Salad
    Ratburger Salad
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    Ratburger Salad

    By David Elvar

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    They’re not going to learn Cookery at school, no way are they going to learn Cookery at school. They need to get themselves kicked out of the class, and they have the perfect plan that will allow just that to happen. Unfortunately, there’s just one small obstacle to them carrying it out...

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDavid Elvar
    Release dateDec 20, 2009
    ISBN9781452362748
    Ratburger Salad
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