The Vampirening of Taffney St. Cloud

By Paul Hawkins

A broody suburban girl copes with her recent vampirening. Or is it vampirification? Having bit of fun at the expense of a popular genre.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Paul Hawkins
• Release date: Feb 24, 2011
• ISBN: 9781458108371

Paul Hawkins

American author. I am happy to be a child of the space age and I still set my sights on great things. I put humor in everything I write because that is my disposition. If I chronicle the 20th century it is only because I have not given up on the 21st.

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The Vampirening of Taffney St. Cloud

This being the initial installment of the Vampirening of Taffney St. Cloud saga

By Paul Hawkins,

(in which he distills, conveys, regurgitates, and in some instances has to correct a lot of mistakes made by his mysterious correspondent on all things supernatural, the elusive and made-up Mr. Piers Dumont St. Laurent d’Avignon)

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Copyright 2011 Paul Hawkins

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Note from the Piers d’Avignon:

Buckle yourself in for the exciting saga of the vampirenism and vampirization of Miss Taffney St. Cloud. Check your inhibitions at the door! Prepare to be shocked, amazed, thrilled, and chilled as you enter the realms of mystery that brush all too readily right up against our everyday lives in suburbia, USA.

This document will be updated frequently with additional chapters as the saga unfolds until the adventures of our heroine are complete, or, heaven forbid, until the darkness enfolds us, and her, entirely.

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Note from Paul Hawkins:

This is but a fragment, published by myself at the request of my friend, the mysterious Mr. d’Avignon, who is a true believer in the supernatural and who went missing shortly after sending me this initial installment. He vouches for its authenticity, and his sudden absence convinces me that, this time, he ventured upon something larger than he could handle. But he is a resourceful man and kind of thin and wiry for his age, and in any case he thinks he is British and can use his accent to talk his way out of any jam. If he