Hee Hee Highway

By Ivan Brackin

Highway humour for any driver. New to the wheel? Laugh as you learn! A chuckle on every page, it lists 120 questions from Driving Theory Tests, that apply to road users worldwide. A great way to get some grins as anyone struggles through the rules of the road. In each set of wacky answers there’s a genuine response to help you remember on test day. Packed with original cartoons. Enjoy!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Ivan Brackin
• Release date: Jan 28, 2011
• ISBN: 9781458194305

Ivan Brackin

Born in Cheshire, England, in l941. Left those sunny 'hic' shores in l963 to drive to Australia. Should have bought a map. Made it to Karachi and eventually by foot and boat to Japan where I started a small ad agency. Wrote ad copy for 35 years and typed out about a dozen or more books on an IBM Selectric. Mostly humor accompanied by my cartoons. Discovered computers two years ago and now converting dusty manuscripts to the books the world has been denied for thirty years, using the marvelous opportunity presented by Smashwords.Now retired on a small island called Yoron. Enjoy gardening, messing about with a boat, writing, Googling, golf on a sweet little nine holer, par 27 , and ogling at the marvelous sea.

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The Hee Hee Highway

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Ivan L.Brackin

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The Hee Hee Highway

Copyright 2011 Ivan L.Brackin

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Learn as you Laugh!

Anyone who is taking, or has taken, a driving test will get a chuckle out of this book.

It lists over 120 questions from the theory test, 99% of them genuine questions from the British Highway Code but all apply to road users worldwide.

For beginners, it’s a great way to get some grins as you struggle through the theory test. And you’ll be learning as you laugh - in each set of wacky answers there’s a genuine response for you to remember.

Enjoy!

1. You are waiting to come out of a side road. Why should you watch

out carefully for motorcycles?

A. Motorcycles have the right of way

B. Motorcycles fall down easily

C. Motorcycles are more difficult to see

D. Motorcycles have no brakes

2. Before you make a U-turn in the road you should…

A. Make sure you are completely familiar with the letter U, (even

though it’s been painted upside down) because:

W-turns can be dangerous,

S-turns won't get you where you're going,

and we won't even discuss an O-turn.

B. Make sure the road is wider than the length of your car.

C. Look over your shoulder for a final check.

D. Call the local police on your mobile to tell them of your intentions.

E. Ask your spouse for the all-clear.

F. Make