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    I Now Pronounce You...Beer and Wife
    I Now Pronounce You...Beer and Wife
    I Now Pronounce You...Beer and Wife
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    I Now Pronounce You...Beer and Wife

    By Heather Grant

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    The same DRUNK girl that performed graceful kegstands & Cartwheels in mini-skirts, crossed a freeway inebriated on foot, had her drink roofied and was arrested for a public intoxication...sobered up and exposed her DIARY about the adventures and her intimate relationship with alcohol and men!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHeather Grant
    Release dateMay 4, 2010
    ISBN9781452499680
    I Now Pronounce You...Beer and Wife
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    Heather Grant

    Yes, I was the girl who didn’t learn her lesson unless it was bared through the pains of my own mistakes. You stood a better chance at getting through airport security with a bomb strapped to your chest, then reaching me with your words and wisdom. If you had been there, done that, it was all the more reason for me to get there and do it. The rebellious flaws that served as a permanent punishment through most of my adolescence, shined and polished up a thick coating on my armor. When I charged the battlefield, I was far from rusty with life experiences. I came, I saw...and all be damned if I didn’t conquer!

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