Fictionlets: The Extremely Brief Adventures of Brigid and Greg, Vol. II
By John Robey
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One hundred more very short stories and the incorrigible shrew (Brigid) and her roommate, the muddleheaded chump (Greg). Family dramas, philosophical ramblings, and many mangled song lyrics await!
John Robey
Writer, gamer, all-around geek; creator of webcomics The Suburban Jungle (http://suburbanjungle.com) and NeverNever (http://mopsy.com) and author of the Brigid and Greg fictionlets.
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Fictionlets - John Robey
Fictionlets
The Extremely Brief Adventures of Brigid and Greg
Volume II — 2006–2009
by John The Gneech
Robey
Published by GnomeCo Publications at Smashwords
© 2010 by John R. Robey, all rights reserved • www.gneech.com
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To Vince
And Here We Are Again
When I came to myself and asked me to produce a second volume of fictionlets, I must admit I was surprised and more than a little flattered. After all, the first volume was hot off the word processor, so to speak, and we weren’t even sure how they would sell. But I was confident. Gneech old boy,
I told me, you write it, and they will come.
Well, when you say a thing like that to you, what can you do but smile, blush a little maybe and look awkward, but then buckle down and do it? So here you have it: volume two of the bite-sized adventures of Brigid and Greg. This one has some longer bits in it, as by now I was working on what I hope will be the first B&G novel, and more of the fictionlets were being written with an eye toward eventual inclusion in that. It also has a few largish gaps in dates, as I had several years in a row of dealing with a lot of life’s vagaries and many months where I simply didn’t write at all. Somewhere in here, if I have the timeline right in my head, I bought a house, finished The Suburban Jungle (Starring Tiffany Tiger), and acquired a beloved but badly-in-need-of-care cat.
This volume contains the second hundred fictionlets, which should bring you fairly up-to-date with them as of this writing, although new ones appear regularly on my blog at www.gneech.com. You can always go there to find some new ones!
In any case, I’d like to thank me for this opportunity, and say only that I will strive my hardest to justify the faith I’ve put in me.
John The Gneech
Robey
April, 2010
July 5, 2006
You know,
said Greg, "the more I listen to this song, the more convinced I am that they shouldn’t have included that sample from You Only Live Twice in it."
Why?
said Brigid. "You Only Live Twice is a cool enough song."
Well yes, that’s just the problem,
Greg replied. "Every time I hear the sample, all it does it bring home to me yet again how much better a song You Only Live Twice is than this one. If I’m going to hear clips from it anyway, then why not just go listen to that, instead?"
Sort of the pop-music equivalent of groveling and chanting ‘we are not worthy’, is that it?
Exactly so,
said Greg, and clicked off the radio.
July 14, 2006
Brigid stared through the rain-spattered car window at lights of shopping strips going by, as if trying to find just the right way to express her contempt for them. Finally she said, I think I’ve figured out what irritates me the most about Treville.
Oh?
said Greg, in the driver’s seat.
Yeah,
she replied. "I think what bothers me the most is that the question is never ‘Should I hit him?’ but is instead always just deciding ‘How hard?’."
July 21, 2006
Alex sighed. Have you ever just, suddenly, been ‘done’ with something? Like something that was your favorite thing ever, you just wake up one day and it doesn’t do anything for you?
Well,
said Greg, define your terms. Are we talking about something like pet rocks or smurfs here, or a food item, or what?
"I dunno. Say, like, Star Trek. Imagine you grew up on Star Trek and it was the greatest thing ever; you were a total trekkie when you were a kid, have copies of Spock Must Die!, The Star Fleet Technical Manual and the Star Trek Concordance, and every Mego figure ever made including the Romulan and Andorian. Then one day, just sorta Poof! you just don’t care any more. Star Trek is suddenly dead to you. Have you ever had that happen?"
Not on that scale,
said Greg. "I mean, everyone has enthusiasms in their youth that fade over time. I was rather keen on He-Man and the Masters of the Universe once upon a time, but seeing them again as an adult sorta put the kibosh on that."
"No, no, that’s not what I mean. I’m talking about a deeper, more profound sort of connection. Something that you make the basis of your whole sense of identity. A ‘Without this, what am I?’ kind of thing … the loss of which turns your whole psyche into a complete tabula rasa."
Greg’s eyebrows raised. Well, to be honest, no. Why, are you going through one of these crises yourself?
Alex looked down at the newspaper on the table. Well, yeah, I guess I am.
"Can I have your Andorian, then? Those guys were the coolest!"
August 19, 2006
Take a cab?
Greg said, in apparent astonishment. Don’t be ridiculous; I’ll drive the two of you to this binge. And in fact, I’ll come back in a few hours to pick you up again. I’m not useful for much, I know, but I can at least drive a car.
Really?
said Brigid. You sure?
Of course I’m sure,
said Greg. Why wouldn’t I be?
Brigid shifted a little. I dunno; I guess I just wasn’t expecting it, considering how much you dislike my mother.
I don’t dislike your mother!
Greg protested, wounded to the quick. I don’t dislike her at all! I just find her exhausting. She’s perfectly fine in small doses.
Exhausting?
said Brigid. That’s a new one on me. How do you figure that one?
Well,
said Greg, apparently reluctant to just come out and say it. "She’s tiring. You know. She’s like the drum-beating rabbit in the television commercial, who just keeps on going and going. I can’t keep up with the never ending stream of people or things she doesn’t approve of."
August 23, 2006
Well, well, my dear old harpy, welcome home!
Greg chirped as Brigid elbowed her way through the door. Here, let me take some of that,
he added, taking a few of the cardboard boxes weighing her down and scampering off into the apartment with them.
"Why are you so obnoxiously buoyant? Brigid asked.
As if you need a reason."
"I have a reason, and a good one! he answered, stacking the boxes on the table next to her pile of papers that had grown from a small stack to a precarious tower in the past four days.
Funny Looks is burned onto the CD and plunked into the mailbox and winging its way to New York even as we speak. Two weeks ahead of schedule, no less! As they say in the donut business, slam dunk!"
Well at least one of us was productive today,
muttered Brigid. "I’ve been in about sixty meetings since 8:30 this morning, and this damn proposal is supposed to be downtown no later than 11:00 tomorrow. One of these days I’m going to be given a proposal due in two