More Bollocks People Tell You or Are You Still Fucked In The Head?

By Laura Tong

The original ground breaking 'The Bollocks People Tell You' struck a mighty blow against all those so called 'experts' - life coaches, gurus, swamis, TV cooks, politicians, celebrity authors and faceless nobodies desperate to ram their knob head opinions down anyone and everyone's throat and destroy your self confidence, success and happiness. However, the fight goes on - there are still mounds of grubby little tapeworms spreading their unwanted and nauseating opinions into every nook and cranny of our lives and I, Frankly Frank, promise not sleep until they are dispatched back to the invidious wormcastes they came from.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Laura Tong
• Release date: Nov 27, 2013
• ISBN: 9781311741912

Laura Tong

Welcome to Global Feel Good Company where life is always great because it's populated exclusively by fun, upbeat, feel good people. Started by us, Mark and Laura Tong to fling fun and feel good at the world until it sticks... and then fling some more! We're light, souffle types who bask and dally only in the fun side of life and have no idea why anyone would choose any other way to live! Both reared by licentious sea cucumbers, we've had 25 fabulous years together as genuine, bona fidae midgets without certificates to prove it. Credos may come and go (after all this is a consumer society) but despite being modern, impatient, no-attention-span kids, we have one that will never waver: people are great, really great the world over. And, we're irrefutably, immovably, unshakably sure about it because we get out there and experience them first hand around the world, and every time we do, all we find is a great bunch of people (and the odd nutter with stupid ears) who are just trying to get on, do their thing and help out by pulling on the saving-the-day-trousers for strangers where they can... not plotting to blow up the West, burgle us in our bed or even make life difficult. It's very refreshing! So, needless to say we take every opportunity to travel, work on fun projects and enjoy just how great people are and shout about it - hope to bump into you on one of our out and about tours, spreading fun and feel good around the world with Rugby, our gorgeous, greedy, silly Labrador.

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More Bollocks People Tell You

Great Life Swindle Series

by

Laura Tong

copyright 2013 Laura Tong

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Also by Laura Tong

The Great Success Swindle

The Great Motivation Swindle

The Bollocks People Tell You

Buggering Around Travel Series:

The Dog's Rollocks

Wild Dogs And Nutters

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Table Of Contents

Preface

Organised Crime

Wine Snobbery

Exploring Your Sexuality

Love Thy Neighbour

The Good Old Days

Haute Couture

Dinosaurs

Evolution

Live And Let Live

Daytime TV

Political Correctness

Genetically Modified Food

Yoga

Bankers

The Meek

The Best Days Of Your Life

Immigrants

Cosmetic Surgery

Family Values

Positive Thinking

Size Doesn't Matter

Toilet Propaganda

Keep Britain Tidy

Myths And Legends

Relationships

Mid-Life Crisis

Youth Culture

No Man Is An Island

Soap Box Celebrities

Any Book Called 101 Things You Must Do...

The Queen's English

Formula 1

Gongoozling

Political Debate

Lead By Example

Audience Participation

Multiculturalism

Early Mornings

Space Exploration

Cloning

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder

The Norman Conquest

Metaphysics

Martial Arts

Child Geniuses

Outdoor Pursuits

Fine Arts

Global Feel Good Company

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Preface

Frankly Frank says...

The original ground breaking 'The Bollocks People Tell You' struck a mighty blow against all those so called 'experts' - life coaches, gurus, swamis, TV cooks, politicians, celebrity authors and faceless nobodies desperate to ram their knob head opinions down anyone and everyone's throat. However, the fight goes on - there