Best in the Elf-ing World

By Billy Wong

THIS SERIES IS MEANT TO BE UNREALISTIC FUN. If complete believability is a must, it might not be for you... but if you like the sound of an awesome female brawler standing toe to toe with huge men and monsters in brutal fistfights on sheer toughness and badassery, maybe it is.

When the world's greatest mixed martial arts fighter challenges goth singer and ultimate brawler Freya to a match, she eagerly accepts the chance to battle a legend. To her surprise, she soon receives an offer of training from an otherworldly visitor. What she doesn't know is that her elvish benefactor has plans for her beyond just a celebrity cage fight.

A short story. Fourth chronologically in the Gothic Warrior series, but the stories do not have to be read in order.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Billy Wong
• Release date: Sep 6, 2013
• ISBN: 9781301203642

Billy Wong

Billy Wong is an avid fan of heroic fantasy, with a special love for strong female warriors. He draws inspiration from the epic legends of old, and is on a quest to bring over the top deeds and larger than life heroes back to prominence in today's literary world.Billy lives in Coney Island, Brooklyn and as one can see from the picture, works as a ninja.A Chinese ninja.

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Best in the Elf-ing World

by Billy Wong

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Freya sat in the corner of her band's studio, nostalgically watching the fantasy movie they had made based on her. While not completely true to life, the over the top action reminded her of treasured memories. After the evil billionaire Frederick Gamer was imprisoned for murder, she had come to almost regret turning him in. Sure, he deserved it for running an illegal fighting tournament with the goal of having fighters torn apart by his pet. But she secretly dreamed of receiving an invite to participate in such a tournament again.

She was still in her early twenties, yet felt somewhat old and jaded knowing there might be few worthy challenges left in the world for her iron fists, which had spelled the lizard-ape's doom. She hugged her sword Empty Blue close to her. An oversized prop used in music videos, the great blunt blade hid a live one that had killed a demon before.

Oh Empty Blue, she whispered, woozy with drugs and drink, sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I lived in a world of dragons and elves like the ones that inspired you.

Freya, what's wrong? her psychic bandmate Annabeth asked, seeing her glum look. You look sad.

I'm fine. I just haven't had a good fight in a while. Life gets boring when you're not being challenged.

Then I might have good news. I had a dream you're about to have a great battle.

She sat up. You mean like a vision-dream or a something-on-your-mind-dream?

A vision I think. Annabeth frowned. But I wish you'd grow up and stop wanting to fight. You're always getting hurt so bad.

She'd taken four