Alfred Lets Loose
By Linda Jordan
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Alfred, the Eastmont’s long time butler, lives no more. Although, he doesn’t understand why.
He still cares for the family, despite their many idiosyncrasies.
How can he learn to just let it all go?
Whimsical, understated humor done by one of the best.
Linda Jordan
Linda Jordan writes fascinating characters, visionary worlds, and imaginative fiction. She creates both long and short fiction, serious and silly. She believes in the power of healing and transformation, and many of her stories follow those themes.In a previous lifetime, Linda coordinated the Clarion West Writers’ Workshop as well as the Reading Series. She spent four years as Chair of the Board of Directors during Clarion West’s formative period. She’s also worked as a travel agent, a baker, and a pond plant/fish sales person, you know, the sort of things one does as a writer.Currently, she’s the Programming Director for the Writers Cooperative of the Pacific Northwest.Linda now lives in the rainy wilds of Washington state with her husband, daughter, four cats, a cluster of Koi and an infinite number of slugs and snails.
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Alfred Lets Loose - Linda Jordan
Alfred Lets Loose
Linda Jordan
Metamorphosis Press
Copyright © 2013 by Linda Jordan
Published by Metamorphosis Press
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Alfred Lets Loose
About the Author
Alfred Lets Loose
Alfred knew he was truly dead when Mr. Jingles appeared and began following him around the house .
Mr. Jingles had been dead for a year, but apparently had stuck around. This was the first that Alfred had seen him since the cat passed.
Alfred had been a butler with the Eastmonts for over forty years. He’d come to them after working at expensive hotels and serving several years at other great houses. He’d been trained in the formal English style by two other English butlers, whom he’d worked under. Although Alfred himself was not English by birth, only by heredity.
The Eastmonts owned a home overlooking Puget Sound and another out on the San Juan Islands, although he didn’t have much to do with that one. At the Seattle house, he had a staff of four. Not huge, but comfortable enough. He lived a quiet life, performing his tasks and taking every Tuesday and Thursday off. Mostly, he spent his off time in the servant’s quarters, a small out building with six bedrooms, a bathroom and a kitchen. Alfred read a lot. On sunny days he drove to a park and watched people while he walked. He always returned home, happy that he worked for the Eastmonts. They were a fine family.
Except for Raymond. He was a rotter. Now thirty, he still lived at home. When he wasn’t jet-setting around the country. He’d even despoiled his body with tattoos and silver rings, which he